BAD Tourney Map Challenge - Try to Make one!!!

[Sir Heroscape]

So much discussion lately has been around making good maps...it made me think... "What if we tried really hard to make BAD tourney maps?" the whole Ying-Yang idea of if there's a "perfect" tourney map...what would a terrible tourney map look like?

Hence, I'd love this thread to be devoted to the making of BAD "tournament maps"!!!

For the sake of simplicity, we'll just say a tournament map typically is created with 1 Master Set and 2 Expansions...though of course there's variations to that...just don't go posting maps with like 3 Master Sets etc.

Anyway...might be a fun change of pace for us map makers to actually TRY to make maps that break all the rules of balance while also making a map that looks aesthetically pleasing.

Now go forth and make BAD MAPS (and post them here for our enjoyment and discussion)!!! The best, worst maps will be posted in the OP. Any maps too balanced or actually playable will be ridiculed endlessly. We want BAD maps people ;-P ( @Flash_19 you better stay away )