News Headline Add-Ons

[davidlhsl]

One of the things I like to do to hone my sense of humor is to take news headlines, and attach a phrase or sentence at the end to make them funny. My source: CNN.com, with actual headline text underlined.

Condit: 'Never had any cross words' with Chandra other than, 'I'm gonna kill you!'
What's at stake in House and Senate: they run out of meatloaf surprise in the cafeteria
LIVE: Clinton campaigns for Manchin. DEAD: Clinton campaigns for Grover Cleveland
Cargo bomb plot: Latest developments: Ka-BOOOOOM!!!!
After nasty races, voters get last word. Hint: It has four letters.
Key decisions for Congress: Where to park once they are kicked out of office.
Hikers held in Iran can talk to moms once their moms can be kidnapped.
Minister curses couple at wedding: I now pronounce you ******* and *****. You may now kiss the *****.
'Grey's' boss vetoes 'brutal' plot by punching the writers in the face
Hot plant may boost gals' libidos, but they still won't have sex with me.
This Just In: CNN's news blog. This Just Out: Helen Thomas' Myspace Page

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