My list of things that must go!

[Agent Minivann]

A radio station that I used to listen to off and on before moving to Ohio would have a regular morning show bit called "Things That Must Go!" It doesn't really need any explanation, so I'll just start and give my list of things that must go.

Rick Rolls
Pirates vs Ninjas
Chuck Norris Jokes (I will admit that putting "find Chuck Norris" in google and hitting "I'm feeling lucky" one is pretty good)
Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Reality Shows

I'm sure I'll think of more later. Feel free to post your own lists.
EDIT: I think I'll put together a big list with others I think of and ones I like that other people post.

The Big List
Rick Rolls
Pirates vs Ninjas
Chuck Norris Jokes (I will admit that putting "find Chuck Norris" in google and hitting "I'm feeling lucky" one is pretty good)
Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Reality Shows
The Cult of Celebrity (ie Entertainment Tonight)
Asking for Your Own Title (thanks to Jim)
Oprah (thanks to Grungebob)
Purse Dogs (thanks to J4Jandar)
Pets that serve as proxies for human interaction
Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus (thanks to Nukatha)
High School Musical/Just about everything Disney these days
Dr Phil (thanks to Atmospro)
"Vampires" (thanks to whitestuff)
Onacara (thanks to Lord Pyre, seconded by Onacara)
The marketing term Organic (thanks to Mr Migraine)
DRM (thanks to Pumpkin_King)
People who misuse sayings (thanks to Jexik)
Being stupid with cell phones (many people mentioned some aspect of this)
A fan saying "we're going all the way" (thanks to Oyhedwig)
Journalists (thanks to Ryougabot)
The same commercials being repeated over and over and over (thanks to NecroBlade)
Mac vs PC commercials (thanks to nyys)
Artificial drama in reality shows and game shows (thanks to davidlhsl)
Rules lawyering
That stupid Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer stop motion show
Naruto (inspired by Ryougabot)
Incorrect word and punctuation usage
Shaky camera work in action films
Calvin urinating on something
Car fanbois
High maintenance sports parents (thanks to nyys)
Annoying sound effects in radio commercials (thanks to A train)
The BCS, give us a tournament or stop pretending you are one (thanks to no1specia1)
Reverse discrimination in the name of righting the wrongs of discrimination (thanks to no1specia1)
Calling for better "grammer"
PETA and all associated celebrities (thanks to Fratercula)
People chewing with their mouths open (thanks to Ryougabot)
"Big" as in "Big" oil, "Big" tobacco
Whining about getting negative rep
Wearing pants too baggy/low (thanks to Heroic Monkey) or too tight (did they steal the pants from their little sister?)
Noone is not a word
Obama birthers (thanks to Fencerjared)
9/11 Bush conspiracy
D&D Heroscape complainers (thanks to Lord Pyre)
Sarah Palin
People who say assburgers syndrome instead of Asperger's Syndrome
Steampunk
Posting "+ rep" (thanks to Onacara)
Twilight (thanks to link10020)
Disney Channel (thanks to ChocolateDrizzle)
Child Beauty Pageants (thanks to Balantai)
Online Petitions
Hollywood Remakes (thanks to SuperflyTNT)
Thinking that being a Site Supporter means you need to be nice
Westboro Baptist Church (thanks to The Gate Keeper)
George Lucas (thanks to Ryougabot)
California Gurls parodies
Jersey Shore (thanks to BassistofDoom)
Glee
Fohawks
Person X DESTROYED PersonY (thanks to Dysole

Alphabetical List
9/11 Bush conspiracy
A fan saying "we're going all the way" (thanks to Oyhedwig)
Annoying sound effects in radio commercials (thanks to A train)
Artificial drama in reality shows and game shows (thanks to davidlhsl)
Asking for Your Own Title (thanks to Jim)
The BCS, give us a tournament or stop pretending you are one (thanks to no1specia1)
Being stupid with cell phones (many people mentioned some aspect of this)
"Big" as in "Big" oil, "Big" tobacco
Britney Spears
California Gurls parodies
Calling for better "grammer"
Calvin urinating on something
Car fanbois
Child Beauty Pageants (thanks to Balantai)
Chuck Norris Jokes (I will admit that putting "find Chuck Norris" in google and hitting "I'm feeling lucky" one is pretty good)
The Cult of Celebrity (ie Entertainment Tonight)
DRM (thanks to Pumpkin_King)
Disney Channel (thanks to ChocolateDrizzle)
Dr Phil (thanks to Atmospro)
D&D Heroscape complainers (thanks to Lord Pyre)
Fohawks
Glee
George Lucas (thanks to Ryougabot)
Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus (thanks to Nukatha)
High maintenance sports parents (thanks to nyys)
High School Musical/Just about everything Disney these days
Hollywood Remakes (thanks to SuperflyTNT)
Incorrect word and punctuation usage
Jersey Shore (thanks to BassistofDoom)
Journalists (thanks to Ryougabot)
Mac vs PC commercials (thanks to nyys)
Naruto (inspired by Ryougabot)
Noone is not a word
Obama birthers (thanks to Fencerjared)
Onacara (thanks to Lord Pyre, seconded by Onacara)
Online Petitions
Oprah (thanks to Grungebob)
Paris Hilton
People chewing with their mouths open (thanks to Ryougabot)
People who misuse sayings (thanks to Jexik)
People who say assburgers syndrome instead of Asperger's Syndrome
Person X DESTROYED PersonY (thanks to Dysole
PETA and all associated celebrities (thanks to Fratercula)
Pets that serve as proxies for human interaction
Pirates vs Ninjas
Posting "+ rep" (thanks to Onacara)
Purse Dogs (thanks to J4Jandar)
Reality Shows
Reverse discrimination in the name of righting the wrongs of discrimination (thanks to no1specia1)
Rick Rolls
Rules lawyering
Sarah Palin
Shaky camera work in action films
Steampunk
That stupid Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer stop motion show
The marketing term Organic (thanks to Mr Migraine)
The same commercials being repeated over and over and over (thanks to NecroBlade)
Thinking that being a Site Supporter means you need to be nice
Twilight (thanks to link10020)
"Vampires" (thanks to whitestuff)
Wearing pants too baggy/low (thanks to Heroic Monkey) or too tight (did they steal the pants from their little sister?)
Westboro Baptist Church (thanks to The Gate Keeper)
Whining about getting negative rep

I thought I would include this in the original post now to clear up what this is about.

Originally Posted by Agent Minivann

I think that the essence of the list is to put something on the list in place of or with a general rant about the thing. ...
It has to be something somewhat personal and/or otherwise popular, like the Rick Roll and the Chuck Norris jokes. I can't stand them for their stupidity, lack of humor, and popularity. I wish they would go away.