Suggestions for the C3V

[Sherman Davies]

Originally Posted by ZBeeblebrox

Look closely fellas, the GW has mechanical legs that cannot be explained that easily

Aw, you're just not tryin' ZB - George's last mission in Valhalla obviously involved retrieving a powerful healing source that Jandar used to regenerate the missing leg in gratitude before returning him home.

[bobinchese]

Originally Posted by Sherman Davies

Aw, you're just not tryin' ZB - George's last mission in Valhalla obviously involved retrieving a powerful healing source that Jandar used to regenerate the missing leg in gratitude before returning him home.

Or he's like the terminator but more presidential.

[Sock]

Originally Posted by Sherman Davies

Believe it or not, just yesterday I was having a discussion with chas and kolakoski about the potential theme break of a George Washington custom. Since heroes in Valhalla are summoned there right before they're destined to die on their own worlds, I wondered if fans would ever be an objection to Washington, who died an old man on his plantation. I guess some people would easily overlook that.

Although, I suppose one could argue that after serving in Valhalla, he was returned to Earth to win the war and die at home.

Oh. Oh my. Is that really what they taught you in school Sherman?

In no way am I trying to discredit your upbringing or education but...really? George Washington died of old age on his plantation?!

I'm probably missing the joke here. Certainly no one could be that wrong about American History. Still, I don't want the younger generation looking on and mistakenly seeing your words as truth, so I'm going to put it plainly. Please children, if you learn nothing else in school, remember these words:

Sometime during the 18th century 'Ol Georgey developed mutant superpowers that made him immortal. From that point on he and his adorable side-kick/comic relief Wally(An Albino pterodactyl with sunglasses and a high pitched voice) used their powers to fight crime. He was also a time traveling secret agent. And part cyborg. Near the mid 20th century, after defeating a rampaging hundred foot tall super Hitler, George Washington flew into space and heroicly sacrificed himself to save our world from a massive black hole that spat death stars and kyrptonite.

[johnny139]

Might be tough to see in the picture, but George there is ALL robot.

[Arch-vile]

George Washington was a robot? My, have my history classes taught me wrong ...

[Sock]

Originally Posted by Arch-vile

George Washington was a robot? My, have my history classes taught me wrong ...

Obviously

As someone majoring in this fine subject, I find all of this wrongness quite unsettling. Next they'll be saying the Colonists won the Revolutionary War. Ha!

[ZBeeblebrox]

Mis amigos es muy loco

[MegaSilver]

Originally Posted by ZBeeblebrox

Mis amigos es muy loco

Oh no, Sock escaped from the CoN forums again! Quick, subdue him!

We can barely keep him calm in there! CoN helps to keep him calm in the real world, but sign-ups are currently up and he's gone into relapse with no CoN...

[Sock]

Originally Posted by MegaSilver

Oh no, Sock escaped from the CoN forums again! Quick, subdue him!

We can barely keep him calm in there! CoN helps to keep him calm in the real world, but sign-ups are currently up and he's gone into relapse with no CoN...

You'll never take me alive!

[boromir96]

Originally Posted by johnny139

Might be tough to see in the picture, but George there is ALL robot.

Well that just makes it easier to explain.

Theory one: Robot George was created by Jandar to inspire the 4th.

Theory two: Robot George was created by Utgar to counter and confuse the 4th.

[MegaSilver]

Originally Posted by boromir96

Well that just makes it easier to explain.

Theory one: Robot George was created by Jandar to inspire the 4th.

Theory two: Robot George was created by Utgar to counter and confuse the 4th.

Theory three: Robot George was created by Vydar to confuse you.

[Hive Lord 1233]

Oh, the Patriots...

Good fun.