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Old November 6th, 2013, 12:44 PM
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Your mama's so fat her favorite snack is Wheat Thicks.

Your mama's so ugly when she goes to Taco Bell, EVERYONE runs for the border.
I don't think that fits in the "only nerds will understand" category...


I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I have beer.
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Old November 6th, 2013, 12:46 PM
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Your mama's so fat her favorite snack is Wheat Thicks.

Your mama's so ugly when she goes to Taco Bell, EVERYONE runs for the border.
I don't think that fits in the "only nerds will understand" category...


I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I have beer.
No. You have 3/2 beer because a square cup is cubic in nature.

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'You're average', Johnny said meanly.
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Your mama's so fat her favorite snack is Wheat Thicks.

Your mama's so ugly when she goes to Taco Bell, EVERYONE runs for the border.
I don't think that fits in the "only nerds will understand" category...


I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I have beer.
No. You have 3/2 beer because a square cup is cubic in nature.

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Your mama's so fat her favorite snack is Wheat Thicks.

Your mama's so ugly when she goes to Taco Bell, EVERYONE runs for the border.
I don't think that fits in the "only nerds will understand" category...


I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I have beer.
No. You have 3/2 beer because a square cup is cubic in nature.

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Old November 19th, 2013, 06:28 PM
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I hope the symbols come through

How do Mathematicians travel the base of a river?


They ρ aX the δ
Finally get this now after reading a bit about density and realizing what the first symbol was.
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How does an engineer find desert in the middle of the night?




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Re: "21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand"
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
Hahaha... That's awesome.
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
Hahaha... That's awesome.
Too bad it was one of the jokes in the link from the OP.
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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
Hahaha... That's awesome.
Too bad it was one of the jokes in the link from the OP.
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The one I expected that wasn't there was "There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
I get it. Ones and Zeros, okkk.
Not quite. In binary the number 2 is expressed as 10. So there are two (10 in binary) kinds of people,those who understand binary and those who don't.

I liked the hide and seek with Newton and Pascal. Most of the others I had heard before.
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