"21 Jokes Only Nerds Will Understand"

[flameslayer93]

I got all of 9.

[dok]

The one I expected that wasn't there was "There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

[weebaer]

Originally Posted by dok

The one I expected that wasn't there was "There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

Thats always been one of my favorites

As for the others...I really need to up my nerdy skillz apparently..
"I dont have any skills GOSH"

[Rich10]

Originally Posted by Aldin

Union-ize

Un-Ion-Ize

~Aldin, who, like a klepto taking things literally, literally laughed out loud at that one

Most chemical reactions in the lab take place in liquid form. Most chemical plants are a series of containers, tubes and reaction vessels which transport fluid from one area to the next. When I was a chemical engineering student, some of our teachers would refer to us as "glorified plumbers".

[Arrow Grut]

Originally Posted by dok

The one I expected that wasn't there was "There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

I get it. Ones and Zeros, okkk.

So there was a farmer who had a chicken that couldn't lay any eggs. So he called a physicist. The physicist said, "Well, I have a solution but it only works with spherical eggs in a vacuum."
Edit: I've been to band camp. I don't I've every heard anyone there say "this one time, at band camp,... Though because if one started saying it... We'd ALL start saying it.... O.o)

[Fi Skirata]

Originally Posted by Arrow Grut

So there was a farmer who had a chicken that couldn't lay any eggs. So he called a physicist. The physicist said, "Well, I have a solution but it only works with spherical eggschickens in a vacuum."

Fixed!

[SuperflyTNT]

How did this one not make it in?

This photon gets to vacation and his friend says, "What, no luggage?". The photon replies, "Nah, I'm travelling light."

[SuperflyTNT]

A proton and an electron were sitting around talking. The electron said, "My wife is cheating on me." The proton said, "Hey, be more like me. I'm always positive." The electron shrugged and replied, "I can't. It's against my nature."

[Ryougabot]

I hope the symbols come through

How do Mathematicians travel the base of a river?


They ρ aX the δ

[Dysole]

Originally Posted by Ryougabot

I hope the symbols come through

How do Mathematicians travel the base of a river?


They ρ aX the δ

:applause:

Well done. Wasn't getting it because I was reading ρ as a phi at first.

~Dysole, derivatively

[Ninja Status]

What did one cancer cell say to the other?

Spoiler Alert!

"Hey! Lets go get jobs!"

(implying that they were going to get steve jobs.)

[SuperflyTNT]

Your mama's so fat her favorite snack is Wheat Thicks.

Your mama's so ugly when she goes to Taco Bell, EVERYONE runs for the border.