Simple Pranks on Your Teachers

[SonOfDumbledore]

I heard about one at my local Highschool were four kids sawed and old car into three pieces, carried them into the lunchroom, and welded it back together, then took of the wheels. Nobody could get it out until they cut it up into smaller pieces.

Another one: Pour concrete mix into all of the tiolets. Then, slip some laxatives into people's food.

Another: Superglue pennies to the floor.

[ollie]

As a teacher, I'd like to say that I really hate it when I find that students have left chocolates or other goodies in my office for me to find unexpectedly. It's a mean prank. Don't do it kids.

[Kaiser Cat]

So during 7th and 8th Grade, I had a teacher who really annoyed me, got on my case, thought she knew everything, ect. I decided that I would have my revenge-on the last day of middle school, so they faculty could do nothing about it.

Now, nearly every kid in my middle school had something that they "Wanted to do on the last day of school" (The Voice recording of the Vice Principal's speech + Cardboard cutout of Hitler was particularly good), but I hated that teacher so much that I actually did it.

Come Moving-up-day morning, I woke up even earlier than usual, went down to the kitchen, and spent 20 minutes getting the perfect mix of Berry juice, Grape juice, and Water. After I was done, I had a plastic baggie filled halfway with a red-ish, pink-ish liquid.

I carried that bag with me all day, passing it off as "Part of my lunch." Sadly, it was confiscated before the time I meant to use it, but luckily the one who confiscated it never guessed my true intentions with it: to poke hole in the bag and make a trail of the stuff from that one teacher's home base to the faculty bathroom.

Absolutely true story.

[Jim]

Originally Posted by ollie

As a teacher, I'd like to say that I really hate it when I find that students have left chocolates or other goodies in my office for me to find unexpectedly. It's a mean prank. Don't do it kids.

Like this?

[rym]

Originally Posted by Kaiser Cat

So during 7th and 8th Grade, I had a teacher who really annoyed me, got on my case, thought she knew everything, ect. I decided that I would have my revenge-on the last day of middle school, so they faculty could do nothing about it.

Now, nearly every kid in my middle school had something that they "Wanted to do on the last day of school" (The Voice recording of the Vice Principal's speech + Cardboard cutout of Hitler was particularly good), but I hated that teacher so much that I actually did it.

Come Moving-up-day morning, I woke up even earlier than usual, went down to the kitchen, and spent 20 minutes getting the perfect mix of Berry juice, Grape juice, and Water. After I was done, I had a plastic baggie filled halfway with a red-ish, pink-ish liquid.

I carried that bag with me all day, passing it off as "Part of my lunch." Sadly, it was confiscated before the time I meant to use it, but luckily the one who confiscated it never guessed my true intentions with it: to poke hole in the bag and make a trail of the stuff from that one teacher's home base to the faculty bathroom.

Absolutely true story.

Maybe it's just me, but this seems more malicious than an actual silly prank.

[Kaiser Cat]

Originally Posted by rym

Maybe it's just me, but this seems more malicious than an actual silly prank.

It was malicious. It absolutely was. I cannot overstate how annoying and hatable that particular teacher was.

[Hrockle]

Thanks guys, for such great ideas. Some of them are a little malicious, a couple just won't work, but there are some that will help think of some rather brilliant plans.

[Odin_Osgard]

Set alarm clocks in the ceiling panel. Have them go off at intervals of 5 to 10 minutes, make sure to spread them out.

[rym]

Originally Posted by Odin_Osgard

Set alarm clocks in the ceiling panel. Have them go off at intervals of 5 to 10 minutes, make sure to spread them out.

That's pretty funny.

Which reminded me of this kid I worked with at the movie theater years ago. He didn't like the general manager at all, and on his last day he left us a little present in the breakroom. About 2 weeks or so after he's left, we'd noticed a really strong odor coming from the breakroom. Turns out the little punka$$ crapped in his underwear and left the skivvies for us to find up in the ceiling tiles.

It's funny now, but man, were we pissed at him getting one over on us.

[Glen_Quagmire69]

It may not seem like it but Ex-lax can be kind of dangerous. You never know what other health problems this person might have or if they are taking any prescription medication. The combination of Ex-lax and any other meds or problems could result is serious health issues or even death. I just though I should let everyone know that.

[Nivik23]

All the "pranks" that I pulled off when I was in school would get you expelled now unfortunately, they were fun though.

[SuperflyTNT]

Originally Posted by Hrockle

Not for religious senstive

How sensitive does one need to be in order to get offended by someone typing 666? I mean seriously? Like "tip of the penis moments after ejaculation" kind of sensitive? Like "see Jesus in a bowl of Alpha Bits and go into a seizure" kind of sensitive?

Wow! I didn't realize people were so easily offended these days. Thanks for the heads-up, Hrockle. I'm glad I didn't say something offensive.

Well, this is the Internet and all. Never can be too careful.