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#13
February 18th, 2007, 04:49 PM
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Guerillinator, deadeyedan42, Chimpy: These are great! Thanks for posting them!
brickman1444: Some of these were originally Chuck Norris facts that I had in a word file, but most of them I made myself. My favorite is this one: In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Agent Carr could use to kill you, including the room itself. Everyone, keep them coming! 
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#15
February 18th, 2007, 09:31 PM
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Once, looong ago, Agent Carr and Drake Alexander decided to have an epic battle. So they went to the only point in history where such a battle would be safe, the beginning of time. They each bowed before each other. Then Agent Carr slashed Drake in the face right as Drake stabbed Carr in the chest. The result? The Big Bang.
Meep... I solemnly swear that I am not, nor have ever been, a funky munky...
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#17
February 18th, 2007, 09:37 PM
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The leaning tower of piza was tilted by Agent Carr when he leaned on Italy.
The reason there are seven natural wonders is because that's Agent Carrs favorite number. Agent Carr can count to infinity. Currently Sigless.
Gotta Go to the Sig Bank.
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#19
February 18th, 2007, 10:51 PM
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February 19th, 2007, 09:13 AM
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Once agent carr went back in time to try and stop the JFK assaination, he punched the killer so hard in the cheast he threw up his heart. once JFK saw this, his head exploaded.
Earth quakes are not caused by fault lines, they are caused by agent carr dancing. Once Agent carr smoked a cigeret, moments later, the cigaret got cancer. The first man on the moon did not come in the appolo, there was a fuel shortage and they almost abandon the mission. But then agent carr sneezed at the fuel tank and sent the ship into space any way. FINISH HIM! 
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#21
February 19th, 2007, 02:12 PM
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Carr can count by 2s to 27.
Not long ago Dund tried crippling gaze on Carr . . . Dund is still in a coma. Not long ago Sudema tried Stare of Stone on Carr . . . Sudema's petrified body now serves as a fountain in Carr's backyard. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Carr is standing over there in which case it a strewn full of dismembered foes. One in a million chances tend to come up nine times out of ten.
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#22
February 19th, 2007, 02:24 PM
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Carr came before the chicken and the egg.
Carr is the scratch to an itch. Carr is not afraid to squeeze the Charman. Carr "knows where the beef" is. Carr doesn't need to spit on a fish, the big one always bites. thats all I can think of for the moment, If I were Carr I would be able be "more smarter". -heh
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#23
February 19th, 2007, 02:25 PM
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