Corrupt a Wish: HeroScape Edition

[Arrow Grut]

Originally Posted by BassistofDoom

Granted. Too bad you don't have him and will only have people use him against you to great success.

I wish I could get the Tagawa Samurai.

Granted. But they to you with a mutilated card and all of them have been snapped of thier bases, rendering them unplayable.

I wish I could run the production of scape.

[Robber]

You are now in charge of Heroscape production. But you have to Co-CEO with Rebecca Black and Justin Beiber.

I wish I had a 3-d printer to print out custom 'Scape units.

[The CEE]

Granted. But the only ink it can use no longer exists.

I wish I had more money to spend on Heroscape.

[Arrow Grut]

Originally Posted by The CEE

Granted. But the only ink it can use no longer exists.

I wish I had more money to spend on Heroscape.

Granted, but now you have no money for food and die of starvation before using it.

I wish I had a snack.

[spiteofthedice]

STOP SAYING GRANTED!!!!

[Neo]

Originally Posted by spiteofthedice

STOP SAYING GRANTED!!!!

Given, but people then people said given.

I wish I had a better reading teacher.

[delphic]

Given, But she smells like cat pee.

I wish HeroScape was real.

Delphic

[BurnyFlame]

Originally Posted by delphic

Given, But she smells like cat pee.

I wish HeroScape waswere real.
Delphic

Wish granted, but Valhallan politics turn into a two-party system and no more battles are fought due to fiscal mismanagement.

I wish people knew when to use the subjunctive form of verbs (like "if I were you") and never made grammatical mistakes when posting.

[airdroppers]

Originally Posted by BurnyFlame

I wish people knew when to use the subjunctive form of verbs (like "if I were you") and never made grammatical mistakes when posting

Granted, but now everyone is typing in colours.

I wish people would stop typing in colour.

[wriggz]

It is now official, I have be come one of the crusty old timers around here.

I see this and it is all I can do to not curse you blasted kids and your silly games. I want to lecture you all on better use of your time or how you could be more productive. "Go and play test a custom" or "Why aren't you theoryscaping?" is what I would say.

<Grumble, Grumble>

[Schulzy]

Originally Posted by airdroppers

I wish people would stop typing in colour.

Wish granted, but your color-stinginess has rendered everything colorless. Have fun playing blandscape.

I wish that Charos had just one more defense.

[Manatee]

Originally Posted by airdroppers

Granted, but now everyone is typing in colours.

I wish people would stop typing in colour.

Granted. But now everyone posts in white.

I wish that I could keep my job but still have some time to play Heroscape.