BiggaBullfrog

'Sup guys? Bigga here, for those who know/remember me. BiggaBullfrog here, for those who haven't known me before.

I just got back from living in Japan for about two years, during which time I was not able to keep up on the site. But it was good to get back and see things are still going (I left just a couple months after the plug was pulled on Heroscape, and before the major Custom groups were fully going). I actually got back almost two months ago, and decided that, for my own interest and hopefully yours as well, I would blog about, basically, the changes around here in the past two years. Taking such a jump was fun, so I though I'd let you in on it. I didn't do it right when I got back, though, as I learned that a Custom wave was coming out soon, so I decided to wait until after that to post this.

So, where to begin? Well, let's start with a little more background on how I left this place.
When I left- I left at the end of January of 2011. The plug...

Part 2 of a very true story. Part 1 found here.

Previously on This one really happened... : I had just finished my modeling portion of the Mr. UBIC competition. The tension was high. Who would win the $500 prize? Who would rise to the top? And who would turn traitor and allow a homicidal maniac into the auditorium? Oh, wait, I'm telling the truth. Fine, we'll forget the homicidal maniac part.

Anyway, the next part of the competition was the onstage interview. First we were supposed to tell a joke. I don't remember what my joke was, so you can think of your own and laugh at it. I'll give you some time for that.... Ha. I love that joke. It gets me every time.

Next was my question I was supposed to answer. There were some pretty random ones, but my question ended up being: "Who will be the next celebrity to receive a DUI?" Now that's a ridiculously easy question, and I quickly gave my response, Justbin Quieber*. Seriously, have you seen that...

First warning: This story is true. I apologize in advance to all who may be offended. Second warning: This story is long and will come in two parts. I apologize in advance to all who may be offended.

Now that the disclaimers are out of the way, I can get to the story. In my earlier blog entry, kaiyu0707 asked why all the interesting stories here aren't real. Now, while Sylvano the Wasabus has a lot of great and true stories, this is my personal answer to the challenge (I'm sure it wasn't really a challenge, but I was in a Stinkoman mood).

So, you all know that big ol' competition that is Miss America, right? And the competitors are decided by smaller competitions in states, and ultimately counties/other areas warranting competition. That's all fine and dandy, and nothing you didn't know. But, did you know that there are Mr. competitions as well? Well, here there are-the good ol' Mr. UBIC (Uintah Basin something something) competition. And yes, I partook in it,...

First off, I'm new to this whole blog deal. There should be nothing to it, which probably means I'll get it jacked up beyond repair. But anyway...

I've got an interesting job--I hunt for cactus. Basically that means I hike through the desert all day looking at the ground. Thus, whenever we come across a pool of water, my co-workers will often bribe each other to wade across it for X amount of money, which varies depending on the size of the pond. The wading wouldn't be too bad if the water were clear, but I'm talking about stuff that looks like the chocolate river from Willy Wonka. No one ever went through with it, until now.

I've been kind of shakey with money lately (well, my whole life), but have wanted to become a Site Supporter since I became a member. This is a great site, and if there's something I can do to help it go, I'm all for it. Well, it clicked with me a little while ago that, were I to take my co-workers up on one of these pool-wading deals, I...