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Old November 3rd, 2017, 08:29 AM
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My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, "You weren't even listening just now, were you?!"

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If I got 50¢ for every math test I've failed

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Old November 3rd, 2017, 11:08 AM
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A farmer has 30 cows and 28 chickens. Which ones didn't?

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My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

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Old November 9th, 2017, 07:51 AM
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My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working, goodbye."

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OMG, that one about the wife is making my brain going fuzzy with joy.

Another joke about web developers.

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I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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I heard my son say his first words to me today...
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It's these attention to details that really sell it:
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