Heroscape Commandments

[Robber]

I was bored, and creative. So I came up with a list of things you should NEVER do in Valhalla.

-Thou shall never tie Venoc Vipers in a "Bowline" knot.
-Thou shall never use thou Nagrubs as "Live Skeet"
-Thou shall never use "Axe" around Mimring.
-Thou shall not offer Orcs Deoderant.
-Thou shall not put a "Kick Me" sign on Zettian Guards.
-Thou shall not insult Syvarris. He is a good shot.
-Thou shall not mention "Daggers" when in the vicinity of Sir Dupuis.
-Thou shall not "accidentally" spill water near fire elementals.
-Thou shall not offer "Tic Tacs" to Othkurik.
-Thou shall not take Theracus for joy rides.
-On a similar note, thou shall not call Theracus thy "Pimp Wagon."
-Thou shall not use thy bug spray in the presence of Sujoah or Fyorlag Spiders.
-Thou shall not shave agent carr's ponytail in the middle of the night.
-Thou shall not replace the skulls on Grok Riders' weapons with squeaky toys.
-Thou shall not step on Goblin Cutters.
-Thou shall not put a cork in Guilty's Sullivan's shotgun.
-Thou shall not feed the Deathreavers.
-Thou shall not play "fetch" with the Deathstalkers.
-Thou shall not call Ashigaru "Cannon Fodder."

This is my start. Please add on.

[bumper15]

Thou shall not not punch Deathwalker 9000 in the jaw to see if he breaks.
Thou shall not braid James Murphy's whip.
Thou shall not ask Jotun "How's the weather up there?"
Thou shall not mock Dund to his face.

That's all I got for now. This is fun!

[Shockma Ranyk]

Thou shall not mistake Guilty's pistols for a shotgun.

[Robber]

Originally Posted by Shockma Ranyk

Thou shall not mistake Guilty's pistols for a shotgun.

Ha Ha I meant 'Shotgun' Sullivan.

-Thou shall not attempt to ride Tor-kul-na's marro giant.
-Thou shall not flirt with the Nikita Agents.
-Thou shall not ask Sergeant Drake about his robotic arm.
-Thou shall not use krug's Skelblade to carve your roast.
-An overheated Marro Stinger gun is not to be used as a flashlight.
-Thou shall not remove the batteries from the soulborgs.
-Thou shall not play "Hide and Seek" with Isamu.
-Thou shall not use Drake's sword to open canned rations.

[NightSwipe]

Thou shall not comment on how awesome ninjas are while in presence of any samurai, and vice versa when in the presence of a ninja.

Not the best, but...

[Robber]

-Thou shall not press the big red button on Deathwalker 7000's armor.
-Thou shall never shake the hand of Major X17 or the Gladiatrons.
-Thou shall not challenge Gueri-Oni to a staring contest.

[Freezie]

-Thou shall not use the word overpriced around Taelord (he's sensitive)
-Thou shall not take up Brunak's offer of going for a 'hot ride'
-Thou shall not mention D&D around clancampbell
-Thou shall not pull Sujoah's tail
-Thou shall not use the word short around an Axegrinder
-Thou shall not rig the dice for Sir Hawthorne

[Kaemon Awa 123]

Thou shall not call the Gauntlets of Doom "Mittens"

[Charr21]

Thou shall not make Fen Hydra mow your lawn.
Thou shall not let Cyprien touch you!!
Thou shall not play mind games with Ne-Gok-Sa.
Thou shall not have a snowball fight with the Dzu-Teh.

[cavebehr]

Thou shall not use the earth elemental as a water holding tub.
Thou shall not make the water elemtal fill your tub.
Thou shall not make the fire elemental heat your tub.
Thou shall not make the greater ice elemental make you snow cones for eating while in your hot tub.

[Evisceraxe]

Thou shalt not call the MindFlayer Mastermind "Squidface"

[Son of Arathorn]

Thou shall not refer to Raelin as "Original" nor "Modern".
Thou shall not call the Krav Maga "Men in Black".
Thou shall not take up sticks and treat yon mount of Su-Bak-Na as a xylophone.
Thou shall not call Morsbane's Rod a "twig".
Thou shall most certainly kill.
Thou shall not Chomp Cyprien.
Thou shall not suggest rock-climbing near Granite Guardians.
Thou shall not draft Roman Archers.