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Old November 12th, 2009, 01:29 PM
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Make a Joke #8 -- Possum Problems
I actually saw this in school today...

And I thought it would be for a joke! Enjoy!



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Old November 12th, 2009, 01:32 PM
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Re: Make a Joke #8 -- Possum Problems
I.... am too amused to come up with a joke about that. I think it's good enough left alone.

"It was the end of the line for Marty the Possum. No, not that line... the... nevermind."

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After Pete and Bill finished laying the "Shcool" Zone label, they went to work on the yellow stripes. What they failed to realize was in the road was...

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Famous last words of a consistantly date-less possum:
"But this always worked in the Pepé LePew cartoons..."
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Why did the Possum cross the ro....wait. Never mind.
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"Only through dedication to the play dead lifestyle can the true alpha possums claim their rights to the golden pizza box."
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"Only through dedication to the play dead lifestyle can the true alpha possums claim their rights to the golden pizza box."

Gulp gets my vote. That was, flat out, the best so far. Gulp wasn't lying down on the job when he thought of that one. Myself, I was too yellow to think of anything.
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"You honor...while I understand that my client did not cross at the crosswalk the defendant most definitely is in the wrong for crossing the double yellow line. The prosecution would like to present exhibit A."
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This kids, is why you should get glasses.
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It started in the county garage with Tequilla shooters, but in the end the guys learned that there's no such thing as a victimless crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the possum that it could be done.
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