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The Joke Thread!
Joke of the Day A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. |
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The Joke Thread!
Joke of the Day Things you will never hear a Southerner say: "Duct tape won't fix that." "We don't keep firearms in this house." "Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?" "You can't feed that to the dog." "I thought Graceland was tacky." "No kids in the back of the pick-up - it's not safe." "Wrasslin's fake." "Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?" "We're vegetarians." "Do you think my hair is too big?" "I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy." "Who's Richard Petty?" "Give me the small bag of pork rinds." "Deer heads detract from the decor." "Spitting is such a nasty habit." "Trim the fat off that steak." "The tires on that truck are too big." "Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams." "Checkmate." "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?" "Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen." "Elvis who?" "I think SEC football is overrated." |
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Actually I believe that Maklar the silver prince said that he is a vegetarian and he lives in Kentucky.
Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me." - John 14:6 |
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Besides, Kentucky is more "wanna-be" South than "South" South. Right? |
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Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me." - John 14:6 |
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Though numerous pronunciation attempts have been made, I have recently spurned my moniker. Feel free to refer to me as BowTieJones instead.
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I was unaware that east coast states acknowledged each other as relevant
Though numerous pronunciation attempts have been made, I have recently spurned my moniker. Feel free to refer to me as BowTieJones instead.
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Nope, out here the tri-state area is California, Nevada, and Arizona.
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The Joke Thread!
Joke of the Day A man walks into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says, "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says, "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" The second man replies, "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and exclaims, "What?!? They gave me a Chihuahua?!?" |
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off. |
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When DW7000 self-destructed next to Krug, where did Krug go?
Every where H E R O S C A P E |
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