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How does a lion like his meat?
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This joke is so cheesy I decided to put a second one, Why is there no gambling in Africa?
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Here's one.
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Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A papa shark and a baby shark are swimming through the ocean when they spot a group of swimmers stranded in the water. The little shark begins swimming toward the people but his father stops him.
"No son first we have to swim around them with just the tips of our fins showing" And they do. "Now we have to swim around them with all of our fins showing." And they do. "Now we eat everybody!" Announces the papa shark. Once they are both gorged the little shark asks "Dad, why did we have to do all that swimming around?" The papa shark replies, "Because they taste alot better without all the poop inside!" |
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3 guys go to a rich mans house. The man says "I'll give anything to the man who swims thought my pool with crocs in it." They go out to see it. Then when they start to go inside they hear a splash and one of the guys is in the pool swimming for his life.
He climbs out and the rich guy says "You've done it! Name the thing you wish for." The man turns and says "The only thing I want is to know who pushed me." |
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What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
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What was Julius Caesar called when he came old?
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Four old men were sitting at a table playing poker, reminiscing, and talking about getting old.
The oldest one there noted, "I think life's been good to me. I'm 94 years old, and with God's grace, I'll be leaving the world with everything I started with." One of the others replied, "Harold, those are your real teeth?" Harold replied, "I wasn't born with them!" I was famous, once... http://www.heroscapers.com/community/blog.php?b=1715 Visit my site: http://www.superflycircus.com "I'm not cute...I'll mess you up!" ~Jake The Dog |
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An old man walks down the sidewalk, and notices a small child sitting on the curb, crying. The old man stops and asks the child "What's wrong?" The child replies, "I can't do what the big boys do."
The old man sits on the curb and cries. |
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