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Darth Vader
Ever notice that Darth Vader in the SW movies is the lamest excuse for a Jedi/Sith
Who he loses to: Obi wan, Dooku, Luke (who learns to be a Jedi master from a book) Who he beats:Sand people, Separatist leaders, Children Jedi, his wife, Obi wan(only because he gives up), Luke (after a whole 3 days of Jedi training) and The Emperor (in an amazing display of The Force and Jedi skill) and a butt load of droids (and who hasn't) Edit: Mace Windu gets a boot out a window. So in conclusion Darth Vader is a glorified abusive husband/father minus the wife beater t-shirt. ...and then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal, and then he herded them all onto a boat and then he beat the crap out every single one. |
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You forgot Mace. He fixed him up pretty good. Granted he had to sucker saber him to do it.
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I find your lack of fear in our Dark Lord of the Sith... disturbing.
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Hyper Better to reign in Hell, Than serve in Heaven - Paradise lost (1667) |
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Also, Vader's fights in the movies were hampered by Lucas' insistence that the "laser swords" be considered heavy, two-handed weapons. The cool lightsabre fight scenes were apparently saved for the prequels.
Vmm-vmm. Vrrrrrrrrrr. Vmm-SPIIIIISHAAAAAAAAKXKXKLLE!!! Environmentalists make great compost. |
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Chibi Vader is not amused. |
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Darth Vader has undeniable power. David Prowse, the actor who played Vader, is said to have been really deep in the role--sometimes the other actors wondered if he really thought he was Darth Vader!
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Circumcision? HIS body, HIS decision. A person should have the right to their own body. "Sometimes you're right but you're always an asshole." - Anonymous neg rep |
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