Corrupt a Wish: HeroScape Edition

[samthegoat]

Granted, you get so badly beaten in every game that you give up Heroscape for life out of shame and fill your spare time by juggling geese! If you get that reference you'll deserve +rep!

I wish my Firefly master set would come along quicker!

[AMIS]

Granted but Joss Whedon gets annoyed with you and creates a spinoff Wave that wraps up the master set making it less enjoyable!

I wish someone would create a decent Hulk movie.

[samthegoat]

Granted, but its completely separate from the rest of the marvel cinematic universe!
I wish there were more Drow units!

[Joseph Sweeney]

Originally Posted by samthegoat

Granted, but its completely separate from the rest of the marvel cinematic universe!
I wish there were more Drow units!

Granted, but since there are so many of them, they swarm and kill you in your sleep.

I wish I could beat the admins at HeroScape when they invite me to their party.

[samthegoat]

Granted, you beat them so bad they give up 'scape for good, this site falls into disrepair, and without our favourite supplement to the game, we all quit to juggle geese, which prompts a huge protest campaign by PETA, who drum up such huge support that over the years, the protection of geese becomes so obsessive that entire armies are devoted to each goose, which prevents them from getting close enough to one another to mate, and slowly they begin to go extinct. Someone realizes that this all leads back to you beating the admins and you are treated as a criminal for the rest of your
days, forced only to play with Dund and Otonashi against yourself fielding an army of DW7K and two squads of drudge. You lose every match.
I someone would get the goose juggling reference so I don't look quite so strange!

[Joseph Sweeney]

Granted, but now that everybody gets it they think your really strange.

I wish I was better at juggling geese.

[Jim]

Originally Posted by samthegoat

I someone would get the goose juggling reference so I don't look quite so strange!

Every planet has it's own weird customs.

[Just_a_Bill]

Originally Posted by Joseph Sweeney

I wish I was better at juggling geese.

Granted. More geese = more geese poop.

I wish I hadn't had to sell my Aquilla's Alliance.

[Neo]

Originally Posted by Just_a_Bill

Granted. More geese = more geese poop.

I wish I hadn't had to sell my Aquilla's Alliance.

Granted you had to sell everything but your Aquilla's Alliance

I wish for rainbow blood.

[samthegoat]

Granted, you never get cut or spill any blood for the rest of your life, and no one believes you.
I wish someone else would take a go!

[Neo]

Originally Posted by Just_a_Bill

Granted. More geese = more geese poop.

I wish I hadn't had to sell my Aquilla's Alliance.

Granted you had to sell everything but your Aquilla's Alliance

I wish for rainbow blood.

[Strange_Love]

Originally Posted by Neo

Granted you had to sell everything but your Aquilla's Alliance

I wish for rainbow blood.

Granted, but you need a blood transfusion after being badly wounded. But there is no blood for you because no one else has Rainbow blood.

I wish I knew how to play this game