This Old Orc!

[Taeblewalker]

This old Orc; he rolled one –
He’s not having any fun!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!




This old Orc; he rolled two –
The Swog told him what to do!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!




This old Orc; he rolled three –
He rolled three at Grimnak’s knee!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!




This old Orc; he rolled four –
Next to Tornak at the door!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!




This old Orc; he rolled five –
Dino buds on either side!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!




This old Orc; he rolled six –
Finn plus Taelord; Astrid Glyph!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!




This old Orc; he rolled seven –
Castle height and four-Swog-heaven!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!




This old Orc; he rolled eight –
Cap, Finn, both Champs, Gilbert Grape!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!




This old Orc; he rolled nine –
Crevcor, Astrid, Champs, plus height!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!




This old Orc; he rolled ten –
Ne-Gok-Sa Mindshackled them!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

[LilMoochie]

That, my friend, is the most brilliant. post. ever.

[spiteofthedice]

I . . . There's . . .

. . . Thank you, Taeblewalker.

[ThrasherDarkrai]

This is too funny for words...
I'm wondering how Browncoat would reply to this!

[nyys]

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[Wind Lane]

I'm at work giggling as quietly as I can as I scrolled through this lovely treat.

[Browncoat]

Originally Posted by Bloody the Marro Stinger

This is too funny for words...
I'm wondering how Browncoat would reply to this!

With a nick-nack paddy-whack of course! Great post!

[NecroBlade]

Originally Posted by LilMoochie

That, my friend, is the most brilliant. post. ever.

[Taeblewalker]

Thanks, guys! I had a burst of inspiration, a camera, and an addict's collection - what else was I to do?

[allskulls]

This shows the true power of the Orcs. Now we need an Orc hero named Niknak

[Taeblewalker]

Originally Posted by allskulls

This shows the true power of the Orcs. Now we need an Orc hero named Niknak

Now you're making me laugh!

I wonder - is a paddy-whack a special attack?

[Metaknight]

That is awesome! Marros turn! Greatest thing I've ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gonna' be singing that on my walk to school!!!!!!!!!!!