The corny joke thread

monkeyfish · #1 June 16th, 2007, 12:10 PM

Okay, just submit one corny joke that hasn't been used in this thread every time you post.

What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do? Board.

Keep 'em coming!

Darkdrium · #2 June 16th, 2007, 01:38 PM

Ok, heres one:

A guy walks into Burger King and says "Make me a milkshake." Then the employee says "Poof, your a milkshake."

Menchy · #3 June 16th, 2007, 01:54 PM

Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snow bank.

Hex_Enduction_Hour · #4 June 16th, 2007, 02:30 PM

Q: Did you hear the news about the corduroy pillow?

A: It's making headlines.

DingoDarkly · #5 June 16th, 2007, 04:50 PM

Person 1:Knock, knock

Person 2:Who's there?

1:Boo

2:Boo who?

1:It's ok, there's no need to cry!

That's probably the first joke i ever heard.

Draconious · #6 June 16th, 2007, 05:33 PM

A guy walks into a bar...
...the guy yells "Ouch".

GForce3062 · #7 June 16th, 2007, 07:04 PM

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts to do it.

Codeman · #8 June 16th, 2007, 07:32 PM

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

Hex_Enduction_Hour · #9 June 16th, 2007, 07:38 PM

A motorcycle cop sees a blonde in a convertible driving down the freeway.
She's knitting while driving.
With his sirens and light blaring, he tries to get her to stop.
Finally he pulls up alongside her and yells, "PULL OVER!"
The blonde yells back, "NO, IT'S A SCARF!"

GForce3062 · #10 June 16th, 2007, 08:16 PM

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A tunee fish.

Codeman · #11 June 16th, 2007, 08:23 PM

Why are gold fish orange ?
The water makes them rusty !

davidlhsl · #12 June 16th, 2007, 09:04 PM

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

A: An elephino!

Edit: I remember where I heard this! It was from The Unknown Comic on The Gong Show.