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Help me doctor, I think I have hypochondria! As the Chinese zombie said..."Blains!" |
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If I live near nessie can I ge insurance for that?
Dan's Mom: "Why you persist in acting like a fifteen year old is beyond me." Dan: "I'm filled with reckless desire." |
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What about- No Insurance Insurance?
How do you get a signature??? |
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Can I get Anything Insurance? I pay you one cent a year, and you give me a billion dollars any time anything happens.
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I'm shopping around for Bad Smell insurance, something that will reimburse me for my scowling visage whenever I encounter clouds of coffee "aroma", or Corn Nut consumption, or Fritos Breath, or Smoker's Ambience, or Atheist Gas.
Environmentalists make great compost. |
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Environmentalists make great compost. |
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Everyone has Life Insurance. I'm looking for some Death Insurance.
Jim Don't think of it as being outnumbered. Think of it as having a wide shot selection! Scaper of the Week #17 How to get to Skyknight's house: Drive to the red light, then call him. |
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Career Insurance.
Love-life Insurance. Medical-show Insurance. Lot's of things I'd like to insure. Environmentalists make great compost. |
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Is there stupid people insurance?
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Dan's Mom: "Why you persist in acting like a fifteen year old is beyond me." Dan: "I'm filled with reckless desire." |
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