Corrupt a Wish: HeroScape Edition

[Ace_of_Spades]

Granted, you had the money, but lost it all when you bought superfrog's nonexistent collection which, taintedly, gained you nothing.

I wish Wave 4 is being reprinted and there is plenty of Wave 4 'scape to go around and I am able to buy it without losing my 'scape.

[Finn]

Granted, You win a lawsuit against a giant corporation who gave you terminal cancer.

I wish I had a Dodge Viper.

[sixthflagbearer]

Granted, but now your EOV lose Evasive 8.

I wish I had someone who would give me eveything on my Want List for free.

[Ace_of_Spades]

Originally Posted by Finn

Granted, You win a lawsuit against a giant corporation who gave you terminal cancer.

I wish I had a Dodge Viper.

Originally Posted by sixthflagbearer

Granted, but now your EOV lose Evasive 8.

I wish I had someone who would give me eveything on my Want List for free.

(First, trading the EOV for a Dodge Viper? I'll take that.)

Granted. Too bad your link isn't called "Want List". Since your Want List is empty, you do get everything on it for free.

I wish I could invest my wish in a wish-bank for wishing interest at a 300% yearly rate and have 3 wishes next year.

[Red Eyed Jedi]

Granted but the wish market crashes, and instead of 3 wishes after a year, you only get 1/2 of your investment back.

I wish I could bottle my free time. That way when I was running late, I could just pour a little free time out, and always be on time.

[Kroc]

Originally Posted by Red Eyed Jedi

...I wish I could bottle my free time. That way when I was running late, I could just pour a little free time out, and always be on time.

Oh, such a beautiful wish, almost a pity to corrupt it.

Granted, but your free time bottling factory is not very sanitary and all your bottles get infected. Now when you try to get a little more free time you get three more things that should have been done yesterday.

I wish I had so much free time to play Heroscape that I got bored with playing it.

[William099]

Granted.

But then life became dull and grey and the boredom begin to leech into all aspects of your psyche...

I wish I was in Santiago, Chile with my girlfriend.

[Bothi]

You arrive in the slums of Chile to meet your girlfriend. Someone runs by and mugs you, taking all your money, passport, ID, and phone. Finally making it to your girlfriends house, you learn she is now a zombie.

I wish I had more 'Scape.

[samthegoat]

Granted! Your magically appearing 'scape fills the house up so much that you're forced into one tiny cupboard, barricaded in by the huge mass of hexes.
I wish Firefly wasn't cancelled!

[mac122]

Originally Posted by samthegoat

Granted! Your magically appearing 'scape fills the house up so much that you're forced into one tiny cupboard, barricaded in by the huge mass of hexes.
I wish Firefly wasn't cancelled!

Granted. Firefly is back! Now starring the cast of Jersey Shore.

I wish samthegoat hadn't necro'd this thread.

[Neo]

Originally Posted by mac122

Granted. Firefly is back! Now starring the cast of Jersey Shore.

I wish samthegoat hadn't necro'd this thread.

Granted, you necro'd this thread.

I wish for a copy of Terra Mystica.

[ibechief]

Originally Posted by Neo

Granted, you necro'd this thread.

I wish for a copy of Terra Mystica.

Granted, you gain a copy of Terra Mystica. Though it is made out of cheese.

I wish my customs turned out like the ones at the end of the tutorials.