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TSA: Despite objections, all passengers must be screened for cooties and heebie-jeebies.
What's Darth Vader doing in Dubai? Answer: Shopping 'til he drops! Bush: NATO allies let U.S. down by not passing "Europe Loves Bush Day" into law. Running for prez on reality TV? Has Tyra Banks gone too far? Ready for @facebook.com e-mail? Uh, no. Not really. Heart drugs, supplements a risky mix; but not quite as much fun as Mentos and Coca-Cola. Couple wipe out $88K debt in 3 years by selling kids on ebay. Congress back for lame-duck session. Quack! Suu Kyl calls for dialogue with Myanmar over problems with people mispronouncing their names. Qantas flight makes emergency landing after the pilot realized the UPS truck arrived at his house with his XBox 360. Rangel walks out of ethics hearing. Is that another ethics violation? GM unveiling Buick hybrid: It's a cross between one Buick model that nobody's buying with another Buick model that nobody's buying. Bush's answer to 'Why Iraq?': Because it was there. Fan of the C3G Project Fan of the Heroes of Star Wars Scape Project My guide to Superhero Customs Battle Stories |
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Great job, man! I think these are some of the best ones yet. I made myself look like an idiot laughing in the middle of class reading these, especially the one about the parents selling their kids on eBay.
It's not whether you win or lose. It's having the 4th Massachusetts Line that counts! I see nothing, I hear nothing, and I know NOTHING!--Sgt. Shultz, Hogan's Heroes My custom terrain |
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CNN just flashed a ton of headlines that simply can't wait...
Dramatic celeb hair transformations: Has nuclear fallout gone too far? UK will compensate Gitmo detainees with a box of Cuban cigars. Ricky Martin recalls 'rude awakening' when he woke up next to Burger King. Touchy-feely teams win more games by touching and feeling the opposition. Cafferty: Pay extra to fly with no kids? If you're taking about my stupid brats, heck yeah! Publicist shot dead after film premiere. Ironically, ticket sales go through the roof. William, Kate tease before camera. That's nice. Now put your clothes back on before the Queen returns. Your bill if Bush tax cuts expire: (Dr. Evil's voice) ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! Feed your vegetarian on T-Day? Of course! Somebody's got to help eat the rest of the turkey. Fan of the C3G Project Fan of the Heroes of Star Wars Scape Project My guide to Superhero Customs Battle Stories |
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Pretty funny.
Is this an 'only I can do this' type of thread, or can others join in the fun? |
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Join in!
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Is Wrigley Field ready for football? The right field brick wall answers, "I've been training since 1970 for this opportunity" Hand of fate is moving and the finger points to you ...Iron Maiden - The Wicker Man TUTORIAL FOR RE-BASING FIGURES 3hrs 43mins 32secs = 1242nd of 8808 overall - 1988 Honolulu Marathon |
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Homeless woman charged in LA train track death but released once police realized the train track was never alive to begin with.
Decision time for Miller in Alaska Senate race: Tastes great or is it Less filling? |
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Taken from various sites. Man Swallows 100-Year-Old Museum Exhibit, says he was very, very hungry. 'Skins' Portis '50-50'=0...much to young to play football. Pastor to church leaders: Thou shalt not Facebook. The 11 Commandment is born. Get into a shootout with Lakers? Bad move, says police force after a four hour gunfight. Counting pots of honey? Pooh has your recipes and he's never going to give them back. *insert evil laugh* Yeah, I'm not that great at it. |
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Hey, nice job on these! And... they are fun!
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Egypt frees blogger convicted of insulting Islam, and then imprisons him again when he suggests that Egypt man-up and quit being so sensitive.
Germany raises security level over terror threat from "We've got our eyes on you" to "Oh HELL no!" If these aren't funny, all I can say is that this is definitely harder than it looks, lol. It's not whether you win or lose. It's having the 4th Massachusetts Line that counts! I see nothing, I hear nothing, and I know NOTHING!--Sgt. Shultz, Hogan's Heroes My custom terrain |
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