Country music song titles

[DarkSpade]

The song titles are one of the reasons I like country music. Here's a few of my favs.

Jesus Loves You(I Don't)
Pistol Packing Mama
Why Does Everybody Want to Kick my Ass
Here's a Quarter(Call Someone who Cares)
May the Bird of Happiness Fly Up Your Nose
Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone.
If I Said You Had A Beatiful Body Would You Hold it Against me?

Anyone else have an good ones?

[toddrew]

She took a lot of pills and died - Robbie Fulks

That's one off the top of my head, but I know there's more where that came from. I'm sure David Allen Coe has some jim dandy song titles, but I can't recall any at the moment.

[curseyoukhan]

Many, many beers ago.
That's no lady (that's my wife) -- Lyle Lovett.
Dropkick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
You're wanted by the police and my wife thinks you're dead
Nobody calls from Vegas just to say hello
The beer that made Milwaukee famous made a loser out of me

there are too many wonderful lyrics to quote but one that's been in my head lately:

Is it still over?
Are we still through?
If my phone still ain't ringing
I assume it still ain't you.
I've half a mind to take some time
And find somebody new
But I'm not sure if I'm still over you.

[django]

-johnny cash-
Dirty Old Egg-Sucking Dog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gQ7H9CMk-w

[Cavalier]

Classic of classics: "Boy Named Sue"