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Re: The Joke Thread, new jokes everyday!
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on the west coast of the US, when he discovers a genie lamp buried in the sand. Quite excitedly he picks it up, rubs it and a genie appears. Genie: Good day, I am a genie! I am not like the genies from the movies though, I can only grant you one wish Man: That's superb! I've never been to Hawaii, and I'd love to go. But I'm very very afraid of flying, so can you create a highway bridge from here to the island? Genie: Hm, that sounds like a very big task, even for me! Is there anything else you would rather want? Man: It would be nice to understand how women think? Genie: ...That highway... do you want it to be a 3-lane or a 4-lane? |
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Lemme try again. A babies laughter is the most soothing sound in the world. Unless it's 12:00 at night.... And you don't have a baby. My Trade Thread (Currently Inactive) http://www.heroscapers.com/community...ad.php?t=47793 My Painting/Hobby thread https://www.heroscapers.com/communit...23#post2530223 Free Miniatures: Pay It Forward https://www.heroscapers.com/communit...58#post2539758 |
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What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?
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Job Interviewer: "What would you consider to be your greatest strength?"
Interviewee: "I am a very organized person. This allows me to multi-task very well. I would consider this to be my strongest quality." Job Interviewer: "That's great. What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?" Interviewee: "Honesty." Job Interviewer: "Honesty? I don't consider that to be a weakness at all." Interviewee: "I don't give a crap what you think." Last edited by Balantai; November 13th, 2013 at 06:11 PM. |
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What cars do cows drive?
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Multiple Choice Question:
Which one is most unlike the others: A. Ph.D in Mathmatical Biology B. Ph.D in Theoretical Mathmatics C. Ph.D in Statistics D. A pepperoni pizza
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orgsbane, there's actually a meme for that you could have used. Like, you know, where it actually came from.
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Why did the mechanic go to art school?
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Mahatma Gandhi was a peculiar person. He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very bad breath. He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. *If you dont get it, read the bold part out loud* |
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"Frank, if you have 20 dollars and Bill takes away 14. What would you have?” said the teacher. "A fight!” answers Frank. |
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