Corrupt a Wish: HeroScape Edition

[Evar-Scarcarver]

Originally Posted by Lyrgard

Granted, but you now have OCD about sorting figures and cannot bear to move them to play.

I wish this wish will be corrupted!

Granted, but the corruption is more pointless than the wish.

I wish Evar Scarcarver had a real tan.

[aquamaniac27]

Originally Posted by Evar-Scarcarver

Granted, but the corruption is more pointless than the wish.

I wish Evar Scarcarver had a real tan.

Granted, but his figure melts from being in the hot sun too long.

I wish all of Heroscape-playing friends didn't live over 2 hours away.

[Dysole]

Originally Posted by aquamaniac27

Granted, but his figure melts from being in the hot sun too long.

I wish all of Heroscape-playing friends didn't live over 2 hours away.

Granted. They now live nearby but across a toll line that charges you 100 dollars every time you cross it.

I wish I had bought Wave 3 when I had the chance.

~Dysole, biggest Heroscape regret

[dart48]

Originally Posted by Dysole

I wish I had bought Wave 3 when I had the chance.

~Dysole, biggest Heroscape regret

Granted, but you bought 4 copies of just the hero pack and you sold your soul to buy it. Congrats!

I wish selling souls to buy 'scape was actually a feasible idea...

[G1shark]

Granted, but you only have 1 soul to sell.

I wish parties never ended.

[flameslayer93]

Originally Posted by G1shark

Granted, but you only have 1 soul to sell.

I wish parties never ended.

Granted, but you spend most of it puking in the toilet from all of the alcohol.

I wish I had a life sized Deathwalker 9000 statue.

[Dr.Goomonkey]

Originally Posted by flameslayer93

Granted, but you spend most of it puking in the toilet from all of the alcohol.

I wish I had a life sized Deathwalker 9000 statue.

Granted, but it's made out of sugar and won't fit through your door, so every time it rains it'll disintegrate a little bit until it just fades away.

I wish instead resorting to war, countries settled things with a big game of HeroScape.

[Dysole]

Originally Posted by Dr.Goomonkey

Granted, but it's made out of sugar and won't fit through your door, so every time it rains it'll disintegrate a little bit until it just fades away.

I wish instead resorting to war, countries settled things with a big game of HeroScape.

Granted. North Korea wins everything.

I wish I had perfect knowledge of what every person would be bringing to Gencon. ~_^

~Dysole, pretty sure that that would really only be helpful on what not to bring as opposed to what to bring

[flameslayer93]

Granted, but you can't go this year.

I wish I had a tarp for my sugar-walker 9000.

[Dr.Goomonkey]

Originally Posted by flameslayer93

Granted, but you can't go this year.

I wish I had a tarp for my sugar-walker 9000.

Granted, but the rodents and insects eat it away anyway.

I wish I had time and other people had interest in actually making RiSkape complete.

[Marro_Warlord]

Originally Posted by Dr.Goomonkey

Granted, but the rodents and insects eat it away anyway.

I wish I had time and other people had interest in actually making RiSkape complete.

Granted, but the data is accidentally wiped from the computer's data banks.

I wish that all wishes shall be corrupted!

[flameslayer93]

Granted, but R!skScape had all of it's rules and reports written on paper as well, so all data was easily retrieved. Likewise, I now live in Antarctica, where my statue won't get eaten. And @Dysole was able to make it to GenCon, but nobody else was so he can't play any heroscape.

Crap.

I wish I had $100,000,000,000,000 USD.