TSA..Toy Sneaking Anonymous.

[markwars]

Originally Posted by happyjosiah

Let me get this straight:

Heroscape + Lingerie = Happy WIFE?????

I so cannot WAIT to be married June 23rd can't come fast enough!

Embrace it my friend. It's true I tell you.

[Ugly-Caco]

These thread almost sounds like a crack addicts' thread. Telling fellow addicts how to sneak their stuff and not gettng caught by authorities. Ahhh what fellowship.

[DingoDarkly]

Originally Posted by MartinDWhite

I, as I learned from my mother, buy stuff and put it in a box in my garage (my wife rarely goes there so it is safe) and leave it there for a while. It stays there for a week or so. Then I open it and bring it in to the house when she is out on an errand. She is so observant that she will notice the ever growing collection, but when she asks about the new pieces I can truthfully say "I have had those pieces for a while now, they are not new...."

Now that's sneaky!

[LilMoochie]

I'm sure every married guy will agree that the fundamentals of the relationship change after you tie the knot. For starters, buy everything you want BEFORE, because after marriage, finances become "earmarked funds." While my wife has never chosen to exercise her veto power, I still need to justify (read testify) my purchases to the fiscal accountability committee. So far it has been relatively painless but any moment I fear the steely gaze might penetrate me and ask, "don't you already have the castle set?"

Originally Posted by markwars

There's no science to keeping wives happy, but I do know that the strategies I have listed work for me. Try them out and maybe after your game with the fellas you can come home and roll all skulls in the bedroom.

No matter what I roll, she always rolls one extra shield.

[markwars]

Originally Posted by LilMoochie

No matter what I roll, she always rolls one extra shield.

We can only turn into dice Jesus every now and again.

Thanks for reviving this long dead thread Ugly-Caco. Re-reading it reminds of two things....

1. I am a smart man when it comes to keeping the ladies happy.

2. I don't miss reaper.

[kenjib]

Originally Posted by LilMoochie

No matter what I roll, she always rolls one extra shield.

Well at least your wife doesn't have smoke powder and engagement strike...

[ninthdoc]

Originally Posted by kenjib

Well at least your wife doesn't have smoke powder and engagement strike...

Yeah, but face it: All wives have the Stare of Stone.

[IAmBatman]

the problem with being young and single is I don't have as much money to buy all this stuff before I'd have to sneak it by anyone. :P

[Revdyer]

Originally Posted by kenjib

Well at least your wife doesn't have smoke powder and engagement strike...

My lovely wife has all those Special Attacks and Special Powers; but she still loves me. She believes that as long as I'm home with friends playing with plastic toys, I can't be getting into too much trouble. And, because she loves me and sees how much good this game does to by spirit and my physical health, it is a good thing. She even lets me send messages to Sandra at HouseMouseGames.

[CupidsArt]

I don't have to sneak my HS stuff, and she doesn't have to sneak her anime, so it works out,

[Lynx7725]

Originally Posted by Revdyer

My lovely wife has all those Special Attacks and Special Powers; but she still loves me. She believes that as long as I'm home with friends playing with plastic toys, I can't be getting into too much trouble. And, because she loves me and sees how much good this game does to by spirit and my physical health, it is a good thing. She even lets me send messages to Sandra at HouseMouseGames.

She's watching over your shoulders as you type this, ain't she?

Not married, but live with family. Mother's disapproves of these purchases, but I don't try too hard to hide it and she closes an eye unless she really has something to grind.

[champrjk]

Its my little brother who hounds me about all the HS stuff i get. When get starts to bug me too much I just hound him back about how much time he spends on the computer.