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That one has been so easy to dismiss, I always skip it. It is easier to believe the Flying Saucer explosion!
Just because you're offended, it doesn't make you right.
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OK this question has reached a solid conclusion... and very nicely too
So...(to stop this thread from fizzling out)...here are some more things to ponder... 1. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? 2. How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? 3. How is it possible to have a civil war? 4. If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? 5. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? 6. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? 7. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? 8. Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up? 9. Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? 10. Why is it that night falls but day breaks? 11. Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day? 12. When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? Have fun. "Man is immortal; therefore he must die endlessly. For life is a creative idea; it can only find itself in changing forms" -Rabindranath Tagore |
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1. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Yeah! I ain't paying no more! 2. How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? Must be put there before the grass is planted. A better question: How do they mow the lawn? 3. How is it possible to have a civil war? Ask a liberal; apparently they have the idea no one is supposed to die in war. 4. If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? Don't know, but it would be funny seeing your butt stuck to the bottom of the tub! 5. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? Snow shovel. 6. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Ask Akeelah. 7. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? You see where you've been! 8. Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up? To see who to spit on. 9. Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? He had his hair caught in the revolver's chamber once, it took forever to untangle. 10. Why is it that night falls but day breaks? Night apparently fell on day and broke it. 11. Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day? Just to make absolutely sure it was. 12. When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? Next time try reading the cat box and see what happens ... Just because you're offended, it doesn't make you right.
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LOL
"Man is immortal; therefore he must die endlessly. For life is a creative idea; it can only find itself in changing forms" -Rabindranath Tagore |
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