Corrupt a Wish: HeroScape Edition

[Rich10]

Originally Posted by in2bator

I wish my wife would play HS with me.

Granted, but she won't play with you in any other way.

I wish that the Shaolin's had one more defense die.

[Frylock]

Originally Posted by Rich10

Granted, but she won't play with you in any other way.

I wish that the Shaolin's had one more defense die.

Granted, but now they have one less attack die.

I wish that the Shaolins had Monk Hero Bonding, while retaining their current stats, special powers, and point cost.

[Dad_Scaper]

Granted. Your Master WCW falls behind the bookshelf and you can't find him for months.

I wish, while we're on that subject, I could find my Samuel Brown repaint.

[Lord Trask]

ninja'd by 2 posts!

[in2bator]

Originally Posted by Dad_Scaper

Granted. Your Master WCW falls behind the bookshelf and you can't find him for months.

I wish, while we're on that subject, I could fine my Samuel Brown repaint.

Granted. You find him in a pile of dog poop on your lawn.

I wish I didn't have allergy problems this time of year.

[Granite-M]

Originally Posted by Dad_Scaper

Granted. Your Master WCW falls behind the bookshelf and you can't find him for months.

I wish, while we're on that subject, I could fine find my Samuel Brown repaint.

Granted, but the top half has been gnawed off by a rat.

I wish I could leave my collection in my car, and the heat not make the figures all melty and deformed.

[Lamaclown]

Originally Posted by Granite-M

Granted, but the top half has been gnawed off by a rat.

I wish I could leave my collection in my car, and the heat not make the figures all melty and deformed.

Granted, but when you go outside, you find that your car has been stolen... along with all your HS.

I wish that HS minis grew on a tree in my backyard.

[kolakoski]

Originally Posted by Lamaclown

I wish that HS minis grew on a tree in my backyard.

Granted. However, the tree is identical to the one in "Jack and the Beanstalk", the minis only sprout in the topmost branches, and are guarded by the legendary clown-hating giant.

I wish chas to be given a deserving title (having just noticed that, after all this time, he doesn't have one ).

[Rich10]

Originally Posted by kolakoski

I wish chas to be given a deserving title (having just noticed that, after all this time, he doesn't have one ).

Granted, but he hates his title and stops playing HeroScape and throws out all of his HeroScape figures and terrain.

I wish to be outside Chas's place so that I can take all of his HeroScape stuff.

[Orcs Blade]

Granted, but when you try, it sets off his newly installed security alarm goes off and you get arrested.

I wish I could think of an army to bring to the Baltimore Multi-Player Madness. (My first tourney ever! )

[kolakoski]

Originally Posted by Orcs Blade

Granted, but when you try, it sets off his newly installed security alarm goes off and you get arrested.

I wish I could think of an army to bring to the Baltimore Multi-Player Madness. (My first tourney ever! )

Granted (through perusal of the 360 point Competitive Armies thread, and ripping off one of mine ).

I wish I was an elite Heroscape player.

[Lamaclown]

Originally Posted by Orcs Blade

Granted, but when you try, it sets off his newly installed security alarm goes off and you get arrested.

I wish I could think of an army to bring to the Baltimore Multi-Player Madness. (My first tourney ever! )

Granted, but unfortunately an army consisting of Dund, Sudema, G-nators, Sir Gilbert, and Marcu isn't likely to take you very far in the tournament.

I wish I had every stat and ability of every HS figure memorized.

EDIT: Arrghh... ninja'd