davidlhsl's Battles

[Porkins]

Uh, I just did

[tcglkn]

Wait, no. That's not when the next release is. Nice try.

Enjoy the one you just got and playtest something. Wizard would work well with a just released design.

[Porkins]

Hey, there's a lot of great stuff coming out in the next few months: Batman, more Avengers, Sinister Six and a whole mess of who knows what for C3G's birthday. Can you blame me for being excited?

[IAmBatman]

Our anniversary wave will be the biggest release we've made since the Fantastic Four set. We've made it our new tradition to try to release 23 units every April 23rd.

[quozl]

Originally Posted by Porkins

a whole mess of who knows what for C3G's birthday

C3G just gets to pick one upcoming card just like everyone else.

[Red Eyed Jedi]

Another great report David, as always.

April 23rd, 23 new units to be released! I think I might just have to use a vacation day, and skip work. So I can enjoy all the new goodness, and eat some birthday cake.

[davidlhsl]

Thanks for the kind words, everyone. Here are some random things to pass along:

* I was watching a commercial on television, and a celebrity actor was describing the sales bargains at a local retail store. At the end of the commercial, he stared directly into the camera and said, "And be sure to tell 'em that Jack sent you!" So I went to the store, shot up the place with a shotgun, and screamed at the top of my lungs, "JACK SENT ME!!!"

* Did you ever notice that the people who stop and smell the roses are the ones without all the allergies?

* When dogs greet each other, they sniff each other's behinds. When I do it, they call it sexual harassment.

* If you work at a funeral home, you can never have a great day at work. "Honey, how was your day?" "Fantastic!!!"

* I'm listening to my iPod this morning, and I realize for the very first time in my life that I'm in need of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether.

* I'm invisible! Do you believe me? No? Neither did those cheerleaders.

* People say I act superior because I drink tea. They're all a bunch of idiots.

* I love to cut the grass. I like to imagine the individual blades of grass are screaming for their lives.

* When I stand outside in the evening and stare at all the stars in the night time sky, I wonder why we don't have missile defense bases in orbit protecting us.

* Why do they call it a Drive Thru if you have to stop the car to pick up your order?

* My niece wanted a pony for her birthday, so I made her watch The Godfather. Now she wants a machine gun.

* Do you know why I don't play Heroscape at work? Because when they fire me and give me 10 minutes to clear off my desk, it wouldn't be enough time for me to take down my map.

* Ssssssssh! Oprah's watching!

* Why do people hate standing in the rain but love to take showers?

* I finally learned how to pick up women. Now I need to learn how to put them back down.

* I was on The Price is Right. They announced my name and said, "Come on down!" They forgot to say, "Simon Says."

[quozl]

And that was Amateur Comedy Hour, everyone! Don't forget to try the veal!

[davidlhsl]

Not Heroscape related, but this is what has been occupying my time this week:

Mage Knight the Board Game report

[IAmBatman]

Well, that and your train ride to the neighborhood of Make-Believe.

[davidlhsl]

Originally Posted by IAmBatman

Well, that and your train ride to the neighborhood of Make-Believe.

If this confuses anyone, it's related to something else. Private joke, and all that.

[Griffin]

Hello friend. Won't cha be my neighbor?