I went to a zoo the other day, but there was only one dog in it.
Spoiler Alert!
It was a shihtzu.
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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Spoiler Alert!Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Spoiler Alert!Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.
I saw a sign in town the other day (genuinely) that said that anywhere was walking distance if you had enough time. Whoever wrote that has apperently never heard of oceans.
Why do chicken coups always have two doors?
Spoiler Alert!If they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.