Heroscape sentence generator.

[Krossed]

I struck down Eldgrim because he didn't like my signature.

 

[kenjib]

I bit Kenjib because he didn't like my signature

I have no idea why he didn't like my signature








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Kenjib is not cool

Curse you and your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

In a pique of misplaced vengeful rage I stared down Jotun because he didn't like my signature.

That wasn't smart. Err...Jotun...please don't hurt me. Please?






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Jotun is cool

 

[Ryougabot]

I was kicked in the nads by Krug because he wouldn't play Heroscape with me.

That one doesn't make as much sense as
I was kicked in the nads by Krug because I wouldn't play Heroscape with him.

but it has the potential for a humorous story though. Fin game

 

[Taelord]

I was kissed by Nilfheim because I saw his secret tapes.

 

[gofry]

I ran from Jotun because he took my cookie

 

[ChilliDog]

Chompy ate Markwars because he said I used too many smilies.

:banana: :banana: :banana:

 

[Menchy]

I was eaten by revdar because I saw his secret tapes

that has to be teh best one

 

[Menchy]

Using siblings one

I was kissed by revdyer because i cant spell

well he must not be able to spell either, and he likes others taht share his handicap. Sorry revdyer i dont swing that way

 

[Kahrma]

I bit Markwars because he didn't like my signature.

(or, apparently, lack thereof)

 

[Pathdoc]

I was kissed by Kaemon Awa I said he/she/it was too expensive.

 

[scorpiusx]

I always fail to roll defense against Markwars because my DW 7K spontaneously combusted.

 

[Custom_Creator]

I stared down Niflheim because I whiffed on DW9K's Defence roll.

Doesn't make much sense, too bad I wasn't born a month later!

 

[feekonea]

I bit Kenjib because he didn't like my signature

I have no idea why he didn't like my signature








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Kenjib is not cool

my favorite. you got me good there Ketch.

 

[moorific]

I ran from Su-Bak-Na because Guilty McCreech told me why he was so Guilty.

 

[gorillanator]

I was eaten by a rules lawyer because he took my cookie?

 

[Jaz1597]

I was eaten by Krug because he said I use too many smilies.


Krug SMASH!

 

[ninthdoc]

I stared down Nilfheim because my figures are looking at me.....I know it.

 

[Fallen Templar]

I punched Jandar because Lil Newbie said to

 

[gryphon_gold]

I was kissed by Raelin because she took my cookie.

 

[Command-and-Conquer]

My dice were blessed by dund because I wiffed on DW9k's defence roll.

 

[The Last Valkyrie]

I Struck Down Cavalier Because he took my Sir Hawthorne.

 

[jjrsportsfan]

I bit Sgt. Drake Alexander because he said I used to many smilies.

 

[TheResistance]

I was cursed with bad dice luck by Sudema because she took my Sir Hawthorne.

 

[Ugly-Caco]

I was kissed by Vydar because I got the initiative roll.

By the way...anybody knows the link for the thread that goes something like "Funniest Things Said During Game" ?

 

[DaveyNY]

I was kissed by the breath of Niflheim because I saw His 'secret' tapes.
And was never seen again....

Damn Taelord, we're the same.... <B-day 10/22, D first letter.>
(that's why I adjusted mine a bit)