Heroscape sentence generator.

[K/H_Addict]

Chompy ate Krug because he/she/it didn't like my signature.







Wow, chompy must be able to dislocate his jaw now...

 

[Josef]

I always fail to roll defence against Einar because he said I used too many smilies.

Ouch thats got to be painfull haha

 

[netherspirit]

I punched myself because my figures are looking at me...I know it...

Ow.

 

[Country_Dragon]

I punched Taelord because I whiffed on DW9K's Defence roll.

(And using my anniversary date and last name.)

I always fail to roll defense against Ullar because he whacked me over the head once.

 

[Revdyer]

I was eaten by revdar because I saw his secret tapes

Sorry Rev, that's just too funny...

Yeah, auralerogeny, I'm just glad it wasn't my real name <grin>. Who is this Revdar, anyway? <laughing>

Mine goes: I always fail to roll defence against Niflheim because he won't play HeroScape against me. That doesn't quite work, though. <sniff>

 

[imppious]

I was kissed by Ne-gog-sa because I like cheese.

That may be the wierdest sentence I have ever typed.

 

[CupidsArt]

I Struck Down Braxus because I whiffed on DW9K's Defence roll.

 

[playa1]

I punched Netherspirit because I said he was too expensive.

 

[Retlaw]

My dice were blessed by Runa, because she wouldn't play Heroscape with me.

Ok, that makes no sense - why would she bless my dice if she wouldn't play with me?

 

[K/H_Addict]

heres the one using my parents anniversary and my first initial:

Chompy at Grungebob because i always win at chess.






Sorry, GB. Chompy just sucks at chess...

 

[gamjuven]

I ran from Sgt. Drake Alexander because he took my cookie

jerk-off....

 

[WreakLoosE]

I Always Fail Roll Defence against Realin because the Zombies of Moriden are after me.

 

[bad_calvin]

Chompy ate Dund because I always win at chess.

Poor Dund

 

[Country_Dragon]

I ran from Sgt. Drake Alexander because he took my cookie

jerk-off....

Best yet IMO so funny

 

[Sweetcurse]

I bit Netherspirit because my DW7 spontaneously combusted.

 

[Sev_]

Chompy ate...Cavalier...because...My DW7K spontaneously combusted!!!

Chompy has bad nerves =/ Sorry Cav

 

[Cavalier]

Chompy ate...Cavalier...because...My DW7K spontaneously combusted!!!

Chompy has bad nerves =/ Sorry Cav

Wow! I didn't even know I was on the list!! I'm flattered to be included in such great company

 

[dnutt99]

I ran from Sgt. Drake Alexander because he took my cookie

jerk-off....

Best yet IMO so funny

I second that,...

 

[mysaviorjc]

Chompy ate Cavalier because Guilty McCreech told me why he was so guilty

 

[Cavalier]

Chompy ate Cavalier because Guilty McCreech told me why he was so guilty

That's twice that Chompy ate me

 

[Avenger]

I bit Dund because I hear voices

 

[Ketch]

I bit Kenjib because he didn't like my signature

I have no idea why he didn't like my signature








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Kenjib is not cool

 

[yagyuninja]

I was eaten by Eldgrim because I see dead people.

 

[Cherubim1979]

I was cursed with bad dice luck by Revdar because I whiffed on DW9K's defense roll.

 

[K/H_Addict]

...jerk-off....

C'mon man, think of the kittens!