DC is scheduled to be bought out by DREAM WORKS

[Griffin]

As you all know, my wife works for Dream Works entertainment, and she told me last night that they have just signed a contract that will give them complete control over DC.
I am sure that this is an attempt to compete with Disney and their purchase of MARVEL, but it also means that the two super companies are more likely to get involved into some big competitions with movies, toys, and marketing. This could mean that we may finally see matchups like Shrek VS Batman or Hammey VS Ch'p!

How do you guys feel about this sorta thing, and would you continue to buy DC comics if they have guest appearances from Lord Farquaad, Megamind, and of course the lovable Antz?

 

[IAmBatman]

I'm glad you're finally seeing all of your hard work pay off, Griff!

 

[SirGalahad]

If nothing else, the quality of the special effects should be better.

 

[Griffin]

Did you copy and paste that from somewhere, Griff ... ? Pretty sure your wife doesn't work for Dreamworks ...

Alright, it is true, I work for Dreamworks, but I don't want it to conflict with my job over at Marvel Studios, so I keep it somewhat of a secret. Thanks.

 

[IAmBatman]

Doh! Sorry to blow your cover ...

 

[GreyOwl]

I like shiny things.

 

[Griffin]

You guys can't tell anyone this stuff, and only we can see this sanctum, so if it gets out I will know who did it.

Dream Works was founded by an executive from Disney years ago after being fired, and there is a rumor that Disney may be preparing to buy Dream Works out and that would mean that Marvel and DC would be owned by Disney at the same time. Crazy

 

[IAmBatman]

But if Disney owned Marvel and Dreamworks and Dreamworks owned DC, would Marvel own DC?
Would Spidey own Superman??

 

[GreyOwl]

Spidey totally owns Superman.

 

[IAmBatman]

Well, sure, yeah ... but Batman???

 

[GreyOwl]

Iron Man owns Batman.

 

[Griffin]

Aladin owns Spiderman, and Spiderman owns Shrek, and Shrek owns Batman, and Batman owns the Batmobile, so Aladin owns Batman and the Batmobile.

 

[Spidey'tilIDie]

I own you, cockles and all.

 

[IAmBatman]

I'm afraid ... very afraid ....

 

[whitestuff]

Such great news.

Now I'm even more upset that Griff couldn't get A3n and I green cards from his government sources...

 

[DEATHWALKER 1970]

Iron Man irons for Batman...

 

[GreyOwl]

Such great news.

Now I'm even more upset that Griff couldn't get A3n and I green cards from his government sources...

You don't need green cards, we have plenty of sanctuary cities here!

 

[Spidey'tilIDie]

Griff, anymore talk of that "Green Lantern vs. Thor" crossover movie after the merger?