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Koolster25's HS Jokes
HS Jokes
If these jokes made you smile, laugh, groan, facepalm, hang your head in your hands and cry, or maybe just for a second you even considered actually telling one of these, then my mission has been accomplished and I would love to here your thoughts, stories, etc. about them. To describe this thread poetically: Money can't buy happiness, and neither can my jokes. What paper towel brand does Boba Fett use? Bounty The Pulverizer spilled blood all ogre himself. Who's 60ft tall and ends lives? Sir Dedrick the Giant Killer Which Utgar unit is Captain America always trying to stop? Fen Hydra You can't trust Beakfaces. They're sneaky. The 4th Mass didn't win, But they fought Valiantly What did Guns n' Roses say to the Fyorlag Spiders? Welcome to the jungle Never play the Majestic Fires lottery. It's Zel-rigged
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What did C-3PO say to R2-D2 when they were both Mind Exchanged? We're Doom-ed! Watson: Why did we have to stop our movement 2 spaces away from that vortex guy? Holmes: Why, it's Elemental-ry my dear Watson. I wanted to be more than friends with the battlefield But I got Start Zoned What unit did the priest draft? 4th Mass Don't trust those guys from Bleakewood. They're pretty Shady How did Zelrig lose his job? He was Majestically Fired Martial: Well, I'm pretty Reckless. Sometimes I take a Second Swing even when I know I shouldn't. Baseball Team Owner: That's okay. You're Hire-d! What's worse than my jokes? Nothing How do Marros win battles? They Divide and conquer People talk a lot about broken figures on this site. I've heard duct tape works miracles I submitted a custom Kobe Bryant figure to SoV. He didn't pass What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord with a Deathstalker? Darth Maul What's the temperature like on Tatooine? I'm not one to (force) Leap to conclusions... But I'd guess it's only Luke-warm Was that one too Forced? I bet you wish you could (force) Push that bad joke from your mind How do you stop Augamo from charging? Take away his credit card What do you call it when Nilfheim fights Braxas? Whatever you want, Dragons don't speak English RttFF was a real tree-t What do red ninja cows say? Isa-Moo What do you get when you play Soulbourgs on Dignan's map Fulcrum? A Mechanical Advantage What do you call when you use Greater Ice Elementals as a screen? A Cold Front What do you call it when you send out a group of Obsidian Guards? A Heat Wave What did the German say when asked "Do you like Soulborgs?" Q Nein! Which Heroscape figures like Indianapolis the best? Nhah Scirh Colt-ists, they're fanatics Which Heroscape figures like Oakland the best? Dreadgul Raiders What do you call it when one figure kills your whole army? A Loss Sonya: You look tired honey, how was your day? Cyp: Draining How do Marro Drones congratulate each other? With a Hive five Opponent: Atlaga is going to use Bolt of the Witherwood. Me: Wither-would you please not? Which Heroscape figures are the worst at music? Goblin Cutters - they only know one Scale What do Deathreavers say when the cops shows up? Scatter! Who's the hottest Heroscape figure? Q-10 Which general has the most money? Utgar, his Soulborgs are worth 7, 8, and 9K each. DROW CHAINFIGHTER!!! Did that Chain Grab your attention? How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Hopefully, I'll find out tomorrow... What do Earth Elementals say when Kurrok isn't paying attention? Earth to Kurrok Which C3G figure is the best at cleaning windows? Mr. Fantastic That wasn't too much of a stretch was it? Who do I like better Gorrilinators or Mogrimm Forgerhammer? Hmmm.... That's a Tough one.... Why don't more people play Star Wars 'Scape? It's too much of a HoSSle Why does everyone like Star wars maps? They're BoSS! What do you call Deathwalker 7000 on a swamp water space? A Dirty Bomb Where do Deathstalkers shop? At the maul Which Heroscape figure is the best Quarterback? Kaemon Awa, he's got a Quick Release Which Heroscape figures are the worst at arguing? Vulcanmech Incendiborgs, their points are so Redundant Which Heroscape figure keeps you warm on Christmas? Fire Elemental, he always brings Fiery Presents Watson: So if my army has an Air Elemental, a Fire Elemental, and a Water Elemental, what am I missing? Sherlock: Why it's elementalry my dear Watson. A Frost Giant of Morh shopped till he dropped. He paid for everything with a dying swipe. How does Master of the Hunt protest death? He goes on a Mortal Strike. Too bad Charos and the Samurai always launch a counter strike... What do you call a mean Ogre Pulverizers who works with wood? A Lumbering Bully Omnicrons are repulsive... What kind of music do Quasatch Hunters hate the most? Techno Also, I never understood why they were tracking the jungle... It's not like it's going anywhere Which Heroscape figure does the most drugs? Retarius, he's always trippin'! And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster. My Customs Last edited by Koolster25; June 13th, 2015 at 10:00 AM. Reason: Added more |
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Re: Koolster25's HS Jokes
These are so bad. Which means I chuckled at half of them.
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Re: Koolster25's HS Jokes
Assuming you have a day job, don't quit it.
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Re: Koolster25's HS Jokes
Thanks. That was the point.
Clearly my day job isn't as interesting as my jokes. And thank you both for the (kind) replies. And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster. My Customs Last edited by Koolster25; January 24th, 2015 at 02:49 PM. |
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I love a good groaner. Here's another one for you:
What do Heroscapers in the South eat for breakfast?
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Re: Koolster25's HS Jokes
That was a good one!
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster. My Customs |
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Why can't Major Q9 drive?
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I thought about this one really hard and concluded it had to be an anti-joke. I figured it was:
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But this one still made me laugh out loud. And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster. My Customs |
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That's what I figured it was too. Go figure. Can you really believe he's just plastic?
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Re: Koolster25's HS Jokes
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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster. My Customs |
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Re: Koolster25's HS Jokes
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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster. My Customs |
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