What if...National Heroscape Day Parade?

[Wind Lane]

Yes, I know. It's very silly. It's just something a friend and I were talking about, goofing around.

But it got me to thinking, and that's never a bad thing. So I came up with a few rules:

• Float Standards[list:3641db7870]1. All parts of the float that are meant for the audience to look at must be comprised of Heroscape pieces excluding people riding on the floats.
  2. You can melt down, take apart, or paint any Heroscape pieces.
  3. All floats must be able to maintain their shape without any form of adhesive, though once independent stability has been established, glue may be used to keep things from falling apart during the parade. (This rule is under review for possible deletion by the HSP committee.)
  4. All floats are donated to charity at the end of the parade to allow disadvantaged kids (and adults) the chance to play Heroscape.
  5. The parade will always be on the morning of the third Saturday in October.
  6. The parade route will either start or end at the Hasbro office that the Heroscape design team currently works at.
  7. Craig Van Ness is Master of Ceremonies for life. He has the option of selecting someone to go in his place.
  8. No Utgar figures may be on the same float as any Jandar figures unless engaged in combat.
  9. Dünd is not allowed to be portrayed on any float to keep little children from having nightmares after seeing his ugly, ugly face.

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Given those rules, my float entry for the first parade would be a 15' glyph made from tile pieces. It would have a picture done on both sides using the colors from the tile pieces sides. (i.e. stacked like they normally would be) The entire setup would be on a giant turn table so that people on both sides of the route would see both pictures.

What're your floats?

[DS-00-0, FSD]

It may be spam... but that's seriously what I look like right now.

[NecroBlade]

Hmm, I guess I could glue my spare Kaemon Awasome to the top of my car.

[dnutt99]

My float would be of a giant Thanos surrounded by roborats, and receiving a final deathblow from a lone Omnicron Sniper with height advantage!

[nerdyninja]

people dressed as soulborgs lots and lots of soulborgs

[NecroBlade]

Originally Posted by nerdyninja

people dressed as soulborgs lots and lots of soulborgs

And then you could have a second group of people dressed as zombies attack you, and when you fall you rise again as part of the second group, confusing the heck out of onlookers who are wondering how robots turn into zombies.

[DingoDarkly]

Originally Posted by NecroBlade

And then you could have a second group of people dressed as zombies attack you, and when you fall you rise again as part of the second group, confusing the heck out of onlookers who are wondering how robots turn into zombies.

And someone could be Cyprien and when they see all the soulborgs they can fly away in fear!

[Syvarris the Ruler]

A bunch of trees made out of,well,HS trees.A bunch of elves fighting wolves.

[NecroBlade]

Originally Posted by Syvarris the Ruler

A bunch of trees made out of,well,HS trees.

Well now we can't invite nene.

[Wind Lane]

Originally Posted by NecroBlade

Well now we can't invite nene.

We could, we just have to tell him that they're real trees...he won't eat organics.

That or we just assign some convincing looking Jotun's to guard it. - "Sorry sir, this isn't the dining car." Throw 14!

[Taeblewalker]

The Deathstalkers' float would show three dice with three skulls, and some hapless figure (perhaps Kaemon Awa) getting Mauled.

[Syvarris the Ruler]

Originally Posted by Wind Lane

We could, we just have to tell him that they're real trees...he won't eat organics.

That or we just assign some convincing looking Jotun's to guard it. - "Sorry sir, this isn't the dining car." Throw 14!

NO!!! you rolled a 13!!