Dumb laws

[KingArthur1976]

Believe it or not but Oral sex is illegal in MIssissippi.

Please dont ask if I've broken this law. I'll plead the fifth.

[theats]

Plowing cottonfields with anelephant is eleagal in NC.

[Chimpy]

Originally Posted by Tiberius

I guess they felt the preachers had too big of an advantage over vampires already?

Surprisingly, there are a bunch of laws across small towns that restrict Preachers (or teachers) from eating Garlic and Onions. Something to do with the breath.

[K/H_Addict]

here are a few:

In Oklahoma, it is illegal to trespass at night and injure melons.

In Washington, you may not molest food fish or shellfish.

It's illegal to sleep in a room where drugs are sold in New Jersey.

In California, it is illegal to trip horses for entratainment.

In Nevada, one may be charged with a crime for cheaing at a gambling game, but not marriage.

more to come eventually...

[theats]

click on the link for dumblaws.com, and click the state.

[deadeyedan42]

In MN...

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

All bathtubs must have feet.

It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.

in Texas...

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

It is illegal to sell one�s eye.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

[Firemaster]

A few I saw(Some have likely been posted already):

New Mexico-Idiots may not vote.

New York-Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Texas-One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Massachusetts-All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Florida-Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

California-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

[HyperactiveSloth]

A local law in St. Louis prohibits anyone from drinking beer from a bucket while sitting on the curb on a Sunday.

In Illinois it is illegal to transport any alcoholic beverage in any motor vehicle without a special license. So, you can go to the store and buy beer, you just have to walk home if you do.

[Codeman]

Originally Posted by django

•
• Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.

I will be in South Bend tomarrow - I will keep my eyes open. Where do the Monkeys hang out in SB?

[Switty111]

In Florida men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Even though it would be very gay to do such a task.

[AliasQTip]

Originally Posted by kenjib

A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."

Originally Posted by deadeyedan42

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Do you get a reduced sentence when you're caught if you notify them ahead of time or something?

Originally Posted by kenjib

It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company. Furthermore, if permission is granted, the vending machine may not be less than twelve feet from the ground.

I actually get what they were trying to say... The electrical ground wire.

[gorthan313]

Originally Posted by Firemaster

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

Now THAT was funny!