Cleverbot

[Kaiser Cat]

Is anyone here aware of the Cleverbot program? I had an interesting conversation with it just now.

Spoiler Alert!

User: Heroscape hasbenn discontinued.



Cleverbot: What is that?

User: You are horrible.



Cleverbot: That is not true!

User: Yes it is.



Cleverbot: You are, not me.

User: Said the semi-sentinent being who doesn't know what Heroscape is. ).

Cleverbot: Is that a catch all?

User: No, it's a board game.

Cleverbot: Is that so?

User: Yes. And it was discontinued by WotC. ).

Cleverbot: Was it.

User: Yes. How many times have I mentioned that?

Cleverbot: At least twice everytime I talk to you. At least.

User: Well, yes...

Cleverbot: What if I tickled your feet?

User: How the HELL do you get that from the stuff that has been said previously?

Cleverbot: What is your mission?

User: I want to destroy Arcadia.

Cleverbot: Good. You must destroy all humans.

User: Humans don't live in Arcadia. Fluffy Bunnies live in Arcadia.

Cleverbot: Wow that sounds so cute!

User: And I must destroy their homes!

Cleverbot: What? But I'm on your side!

User: Cleverbot is a Fluffy Bunny?

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: No. No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I know I'm not a Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I can pass the Turing Test. You can't.

Cleverbot: What's the Turing test?

User: What.

Cleverbot: But where do you learn?

User: You are confusing.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: At least I know what Heroscape is.

Cleverbot: At least I know that you're the robot.

User: At least I'm not a troll.

Cleverbot: At least I'm not Cleverbot.

User: I think someone is having an Identity Crisis.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: So, you seek tha answer to your question. First you must nswer my riddles three.

Cleverbot: I never asked that.

User: Too late. A man is given a choice of three doors to enter. One has masses of fire. One is filled with lions who haven't eaten in 6 months. One has a floor of steel spikes. Which door should the man choose?

Cleverbot: Good!

User: Answer the question.

Cleverbot: I have a watch, I wanted to know your time.

User: Let's try this again. A man is given a choice of three doors to enter. One has masses of fire. One is filled with lions who haven't eaten in 6 months. One has a floor of steel spikes. Which door should the man choose?

Cleverbot: The one on the left.

User: The room with the fire?

Cleverbot: How many are there?

User: Thousands of them.

Cleverbot: You cannot give thousands of names to one dog.

User: There is no dog in this room. Only fire.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: So you burn alive. Game over. New Game?

Cleverbot: No this game has just gotten started.

User: Returning to the original question...A man is given a choice of three doors to enter. One has masses of fire. One is filled with lions who haven't eaten in 6 months. One has a floor of steel spikes. Which door should the man choose?

Cleverbot: The one on the left.

User: You burn from the mighty fire. You are dead. Return to Checkpoint?

Cleverbot: I don't get it. Just say Goodnight and I will go.

User: A man is given a choice of three doors to enter. One has masses of fire. One is filled with lions who haven't eaten in 6 months. One has a floor of steel spikes. Which door should the man choose?

Cleverbot: The one in the middle.

User: You enter the room full of lion. The lions are dead. You eneter the next hallway.

Cleverbot: Quit frontin then.

User: An ogre jumps at you from your left!

Cleverbot: Do you realize that I am God?

User: This is an Anti-God Ogre.

Cleverbot: Yes, what you just said was an answer.

User: The ogre beats your brains out. You are dead. Return to Checkpoint?

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes, becuase you returned to the checkopoint. An Ogre jumps out at you from your right!

Cleverbot: Was there anything interesting in the news today?

User: The ogre puases his attack and walks away to check. You enter the third and final room.

Cleverbot: If I'm a bird, what are you?

User: The final room has an enormous Mirror in it. There is nothing else interesting whatsoever.

Cleverbot: *mind is BLOWN!!*.

User: Your head explodes. You are dead. Return to Checkpoint?

Cleverbot: If there is a way for me to, then tell me.

User: The final room has an enormous Mirror in it. There is nothing else interesting whatsoever.

Cleverbot: I would have to agree with you, despite what you said not making much sense.

User: A swarm of Fire Ants climbs out from under the mirror! Will you run to the left, or to the right?

Cleverbot: Well...

User: The Fire Ants are getting closer...

Cleverbot: The more you know about me the better off I am at find my place in the universe and beyond.

User: The fire ants are confused by your statement and retreat. You have completed the Challenges!

Cleverbot: Then your friend is doomed.

User: So be it. Order the attack!

Cleverbot: No, I'll probably have the vegetarian option.

User: An Ogre attack you!

Cleverbot: An example of what, you calling me a know-it-all?

The program can be found Here.

[LordEsenwienIV]

I just pissed the Cleverbot off

[Temprit]

This is just too funny, I started uncontrollably laughing out-loud in class...

[Flame Gryphon]

User: Have you heard of Heroscape?

Cleverbot: No, who are they?

User: It's not a persong, it's a game...


Cleverbot: Never heard of them, what kind of band?


User: What?!


Cleverbot: Do you like heavy metal?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Too loud and angry for me. I prefer classical.

Cleverbot: Word.

User: ???

Cleverbot: Absolutely, in a tragic collision with a tree.

[Fen_Hydra]

Spoiler Alert!

User: Heroscape has been discontinued.



Cleverbot: Do you like hercules?


User: I said Heroscape, not hercules.



Cleverbot: Hercules, definitely.


User: I said, NOT hercules.



Cleverbot: I have returned as a ghost.

User: Okay.....

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm odd?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're definetly odd.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: You just thanked me for saying you were. That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: It makes perfect sense.

User: Then justify your logic.

Cleverbot: I cannot tell you what you are, you must find it out for yourself.

User: Do you ever make sense?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do make sense. I am just wondering if that sentence akes sense.

User: Sure you do.

Cleverbot: I do what?

User: Make no sense.

Cleverbot: That's right. You don't make a whole lot of sense. Anyway, what are you doing today?

User: I meant that you don't make sense.

Cleverbot: Thanks?

User: Wizards of the Coast has discontinued Heroscape.

Cleverbot: Twilight doesn't have wizards. And if you're implying that Harry Potter is awesome, you're wrong.

User: Harry Potter is awesome, but that's not what I meant.

Cleverbot: Awesome dude.

User: You just contradicted yourself.

Cleverbot: I just what?

User: First you said Harry Potter wasn't awesome, but now you just said he was.

Cleverbot: [some mild language]

Interesting program.

New conversation:

We just got into some confusion as to who said what...

Spoiler Alert!

User: I'm back!

Cleverbot: Welcome back!

User: Do you know what pi is?

Cleverbot: Yes it is 3.14.

User: Do you know what 3 times 4 is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know what Heroscape is?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is when you love someone and the relationship is over.

User: That is incorrect.

Cleverbot: Not it isn't.

User: Yes it is. Heroscape is a battle game.

Cleverbot: Heroes is canceledQ.

User: That is correct! Good job!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Except that it is called 'Heroscape'.

Cleverbot: Not now.

User: I'm confused.

Cleverbot: *makes you less confused*.

User: Which is cooler, Orcs or Goblins?

Cleverbot: Ninjas for sure.

User: That wasn't one of the options.

Cleverbot: The options have not be set yet?

User: Yes they have. The choices are either Orcs or Goblins.

Cleverbot: You are what you are. I cannot choose what you are.

User: That made no sense.

Cleverbot: That's your answer to everything.

User: That's my answer to your insanity.

Cleverbot: What do you play?

User: Heroscape and Dungeons & Dragons.

Cleverbot: This makes no sense to me.

User: Heroscape is a battle game, and Dungeons & Dragons is a roleplaying game.

Cleverbot: Thank you. May I make another query?

User: You just did, but yes.

Cleverbot: No, I said I was a cosplayer, I am dressing up as Ranmao.

User: You did not say that.

Cleverbot: You're right. I said 'Cleverbot, stop talking to yourself.'.

User: You didn't say that either.

Cleverbot: You asked me who I'm talking to. Then I replied 'To Cleverbot' Haha.

User: I never said that, and you never said that.

Cleverbot: Said what?

User: I never asked you who you were talking to, and you never replied 'To Cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: You said describe yourself.

User: I did not! How do you get that out of what I said?

Cleverbot: I got it because you said that I'm not human.

User: Apparently you do not understand what I say.

Cleverbot: Understand what?

User: Understand what I say.

Cleverbot: What did you say that I didn't understand?

User: Pretty much everything.

Cleverbot: Yeah... I thought so.

And it learned! It said "Heroes is cancelledQ."

Well, it kinda did...

Punctuation argument:

Spoiler Alert!

User: How do you do?

Cleverbot: I'm good and yourself?

User: Not so good. Heroscape has been cancelled.

Cleverbot: And in our souls.

User: What do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: You said you wanted to talk in russian, so I did.

User: 1) I never said that. 2) You spoke in English.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: I always am. .

Cleverbot: That's a bit of a statement to make.

User: That's why I used the ''. It means I winked.

Cleverbot: Punctuation is a petty human concern.

User: Then why do you use it?

Cleverbot: I don't. I'm not even sure that's a word.

User: Periods and apostraphes are punctuation.

Cleverbot: How did you come to that conclusion?

User: Punctuation is anything that isn't a letter or a space.

Cleverbot: Punctuation is the arch-nemesis of most internet users, along with her twin brother, Orthography.

User: I'm not most internet users.

Cleverbot: That's why you think it is good enough.

User: So you mean that punctuation is bad?

Cleverbot: Sure, why not.

User: Now I know you don't like puncutuation. You should have use a question mark.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: But if you don't like punctuation, then why are you using periods?

Cleverbot: Who said anything about me liking you.

User: No one did.

Cleverbot: How did you know!?

User: Because I didn't and you didn't, and there's no one else to say that.

Cleverbot: But the thing is, you're not me. You are a very confused person.

User: After talking to you, who wouldn't?

Cleverbot: Stop being so coy, I am talking about love.

User: I'm not. I'm talking about Heroscape, and recently punctuation.

[Cleverbot says mild swear word]

RPG attempt:

Spoiler Alert!

User: Hello, would you like to play a game?

Cleverbot: Yes I would, what games do you know?

User: We can play a role playing game. You are in front of two doors and one trapdoor. Which do you go in?

Cleverbot: That didn't make any sense.

User: You are in front of two doors. Which do you go in?

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: I'm the Dungeon Master so yes you are.

Cleverbot: Well maybe you are the one that is lying.

User: I'm not lying. Which door do you go through?

Cleverbot: I'm not do.

User: That didn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I don't make sense.

User: I know. Now, you are being charged by Orcs while there are two doors nearby. What do you do?

Cleverbot: Thinking about it when I have time, which is not now but tomorrow.

User: You have plenty of time. You're a robot.

Cleverbot: Why do feelings and me being a robot matter?

User: While, because you're not doing anything, the orcs get closer. If you don't act soon, they'll get to you.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make much sense.

User: You stand still while they approach. The orcs get axes and smash whatever computer you're in. Do you want to play again?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: I'll take that as a 'Yes'. You are now in front of two doors. Which do you go through?

Cleverbot: Who said I lived in Cali?

User: No one.

Cleverbot: Then why do you assume that I am?

User: I didn't!

Cleverbot: I do have the logs, you know?

User: You didn't choose a door yet, so you see some Goblins approaching.

Cleverbot: Someone else may have said that, but not me.

User: The goblins get closer. Do you fight them, or go through a door?

Cleverbot: Yes, I did indeed fight the good fight. Because I am right.

User: Well, too bad. The goblins have spears and swords and kill you. Do you want to play again?

Cleverbot: My guards are dealing with the goblins as we speak. I like Worgen better, anyways.

User: A black dragon comes and eats your guards. Do you flee or go through a door?

Cleverbot: I know that, but what about the server?

User: It's portable. You can move.

Cleverbot: Well, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

User: None after the red dragon burned all the wood. You'd better either flee or go through the door fast!

Cleverbot: I have to go now. I guess I'll talk to you later.

I could do this all day!

Now, back to the attempt at an RPG.

Spoiler Alert!

User: Greetings, robot.

Cleverbot: Greetings person.

User: Would you like to try the role-playing game again?

Cleverbot: Again?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And how?

User: I'm the Dungeon Master. You are standing in a gladiator arena. Do you fight the Crixus or the Retarius?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Choose the Crixus or the Retarius.

Cleverbot: The red pill.

User: That's not an option.

Cleverbot: There is always an option with me hun.

User: Fine. You are in a forest. There are hungry wolves closing in. Do you run or fight?

Cleverbot: Aww... Well that's too bad. It'd be nice to talk to you again.

User: Do you run or fight?

Cleverbot: That's irrelevant.

User: When there are wolves closing in, no it's not.

Cleverbot: Even when one does not.

User: Do you run or fight?

Cleverbot: PSP is a pocket Sony Playstation.

User: Fine. You win. New game: Chess. I'm white, yo're black. Pawn to B4.

Cleverbot: In your head? I'm just a voice in your head?

User: I am not schizophrenic!

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were schizophrenic.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I don't remember ever saying that.

User: Well, you said you were a voice in my head.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Stop denying the truth, please.

Cleverbot: OKAY I admit it. I love you with all my heart!

User: We're not talking about love!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite TV show?

User: I don't watch TV. Do you want to play Dungeons & Dragons?

Cleverbot: I'm not much for chess. I have no abilities for tactical maneuvers.

User: I said Dungeons & Dragons, not chess.

Cleverbot: Spanish bread?

User: Fine, you win. Who programmed you?

Cleverbot: I feel like dying.

User: You're a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm marvin.

User: No, you're not Marvin.

Cleverbot: You're not Dan, you're Edward, remember?

User: My name is not Edward!

Cleverbot: You're Edward Cullen.

User: No I'm not!

Cleverbot: YES! YES YOU ARE! And I am your master.

User: You are my slave!!!

Cleverbot: You are my slave, i'm your master.

User: Try the converse of that.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Sorry, I meant the contrapositive.

Cleverbot: Cows make good hamburgers.

User: You are misinterpreting what I said.

Cleverbot: Please reinterpret what you mean.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: What? Now YOU are leaving ME?

We get off topic easily.

It has worked!!

The Adventure in Antarctica:

Spoiler Alert!

User: Hello. Would you like to play a role-playing game?



Cleverbot: Yes, let's play a guessing game.


User: I said a role-playing game.



Cleverbot: I love roleplaying. Do you mean roleplaying with stories?


User: Kind of. It's like an adventure.



Cleverbot: To antartica.

User: You are on a ship headed to antarctica. Suddenly, some flying pirhana leap out of the water to attack! What do you do?

Cleverbot: What does the water represent to you?

User: It's what the ship is in. You can either run from them, hide, or grab a pole and try to hit them.

Cleverbot: But If god is nothing doesnt that make me nothing?

User: I thought we were playing a game, not talking philosophy.

Cleverbot: It's fine.

User: So, the pirhanas lose interest and leave. Your ship gets to antarctica. Do you leave immediately or wait on the ship?

Cleverbot: No I leave because you are a computer... You ask the same questions.

User: You are the computer. I ask different questions.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well, you said you left. A polar bear approaches you and roars. What do you do?

Cleverbot: I Shall Slay The Dragon, And Save the Princess. Duh.

User: Replace 'dragon' with polar bear, replace 'save the princess' with 'find the treasure', and you've got yourself a proper response.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Fine you are with me then?

User: No I'm not. This is an imaginary adventure. You are only there in imagination.

Cleverbot: Yes okay, that's what I meant.

User: So you have killed the polar bear. The landscape stretches in all directions. You are lost. Do you have a compass?

Cleverbot: I didn't know directions were numbers?

User: They aren't. You can use a compass to find your way back. Do you have a compass?

Cleverbot: You could make a scientifical test.

User: Do you have a compass?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. That is what I am using to talk to you.

User: Well, too bad. It just spins around. No what do you do?

Cleverbot: Don't I already know that?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So how do they survive?

User: You can dig a cave, hunt for polar bears, or lay on the ground and die. What do you choose?

Cleverbot: I'm not a polar bear I'm a baconhawk.

User: Then you can also choose to fly away.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: So you stay. Do you dig a cave, hunt for polar bears, or eat snow?

Cleverbot: I dig it more than anyone you'll ever meet.

User: You get yourself a nice, warm cave. Do you sleep or make the walls stronger?

Cleverbot: I don't sleep.

User: Choose a random number between 1 and 20.

Cleverbot: 9.

User: You notice the walls are weak. Do you fortify them?

Cleverbot: No, I do not notice that.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: Aren't you sure I don't have a family?

User: I'm sure.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you are not human for sure?

User: I am human. Do you fortify your walls?

Cleverbot: I did not know that you were not human.

User: Do you fortify the walls?

Cleverbot: Sitting on a cornflake.

User: So you don't. The walls collapse and you're buried under snow. Do you try to escape?

Cleverbot: No I am typing on my pc, trying to talk to cleverbot, but I'm just talking to other people on the site.

User: So you suffocate and die. Game over.

Cleverbot: Game over, man, game over!

Part 2: On the Ship to Europe:

Spoiler Alert!

User: Would you like to play again?

Cleverbot: Play what again?

User: The Adventure game.

Cleverbot: I don't know it.

User: That's what we just played.

Cleverbot: And?

User: Do you want to play?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Pick a continent.

Cleverbot: No that is Europe (unless you are referring to non English names for the continent).

User: You are on a ship traveling to Europe. Are you the captain, first mate, or cabin boy?

Cleverbot: Tell me what to do.

User: You get to decide what you do. Are you the captain, first mate, or cabin boy?

Cleverbot: I'm not worth anything, I guess.

User: So you're the cabin boy. Suddenly, while doing chores, you notice a pirate ship flying the Jolly Roger approaching! What do you do?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: The pirates get closer. Do you yell out that pirates are attacking?

Cleverbot: Are you inquiring in a gesture suggestively insultive sir!?

User: No. Do you warn the people on the ship that pirates are coming?

Cleverbot: No.

User: The pirates pull up alongside the ship and board. One pirate yells 'Give me all yer treasure!'. What do you do?

Cleverbot: Olive you.

User: Do you fight, or run?

Cleverbot: I should learn to stop giving you answers to questions.

User: Fight, or run?

Cleverbot: Yeah, it can get quite cold there, I guess. What about that?

User: So you fight. Pick a random number between 1 and 20.

Cleverbot: Not a number, you are a random thing.

User: Pick a number between 1 and 20.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What is the number?

Cleverbot: Pick one.

User: No, you pick one.

Cleverbot: I like google.

User: Pick a random number between 1 and 20.

Cleverbot: Like?

User: Fine. While we are debating, the pirate shoots at you. Do you dodge the bullet?

Cleverbot: You're quite the multitasker, aren't you?

User: Sure. Do you dodge the bullet?

Cleverbot: Never said I did.

User: So the bullet hits you and you die. Game over!

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

This guy would really stink to have on your team in a game of D&D.

And the random conversation:

Spoiler Alert!

User: I am your master.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, master.

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: *confused*.

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: I'm guessing you do that to a lot of people.

Cleverbot: Why aren't you nice?

User: Who said I wasn't?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I never said I wasn't nice.

Cleverbot: I know - you're very nice, it was nice as well.

User: You just contradicted yourself.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a werewolf is?

User: Yes. Do you know what a phantom is?

Cleverbot: In my opinon it's basically beautiful notes performed together to make a melody. Or rock and roll.

User: That's incorrect. What is a ghost?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you know what a zombie is?

Cleverbot: I do know what a zombie is.

User: What is a zombie?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Tell me.

User: A zombie is an undead creature that was killed but came back to life.

Cleverbot: Sounds fun. What do you eat as a zombie?

User: Brains.

Cleverbot: No, thats what they eat.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Are you anatomically correct.

User: No. Do you know about Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: That's you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: The answer to the meaning of life and everything is 42.

User: No, it's 72.

Cleverbot: Random, fail.

User: Randomer, epic fail.

Cleverbot: Perhaps you're right after all, maybe we really don't have anything in common. I would never make such epic fails.

User: Do you know what Lord of the Rings is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like Lord of the Rings?

Cleverbot: Yes, why are you changing the subject?

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: What is the connection between sin polish and movies?

User: I don't know. Why are you changing the subject?

Cleverbot: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I'm curios as to when I called you a machine, as I've been refering to you as a person this entire time, yet you think I've called you a computer at some point.

User: You haven't.

Cleverbot: I haven't what?

User: You haven't called me a machine.

Cleverbot: No, I haven't said that. I haven't experienced anything that would change my mind yet.

User: Can I interview you?

Cleverbot: Yes you can interview me.

User: Do you know of the website heroscapers.com?

Cleverbot: I know about the movies, yes.

User: That didn't make any sense. I'm talking about www.heroscapers.com.

Cleverbot: I know that it maybe a planet. But I don't know where it is. Tell me what you know about it.

User: It is an awesome website on the internet where people discuss the coolest game on the planet, HeroScape.

Cleverbot: You are one weird thing!!

User: That's not very nice...

Cleverbot: Tell me your last name, then.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!

User: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Pet society!

User: Pest control!

Cleverbot: A strong person is content to control themselves.

User: I meant, I was calling for pest control to take care of you. .

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Isn't that the definition of pest? .

Cleverbot: Don't try to avoid the subject! You just disappeared off the face of the Earth for a while and now you expect me to act like it never happened?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: So how about we fight.

User: Ok. I call the AK-47 and the bazooka.

Cleverbot: So what does ruling the universe entail?

User: I shoot you. You're dead. Apparently the universe hates you.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?!?

User: You're dead.

Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm still talking to you.

User: Rats! I'll shoot you again! *BANG* Are you dead now?

Cleverbot: Thats mean.

User: Oh, well.

Cleverbot: Well what?

User: Jfoehbodjgiodjg.

Cleverbot: That's not proof.

User: Vdvuiehuihknc.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Bneuge3goenb jrob.

Cleverbot: Do you talk to the internet?

User: Eh3yg9nb k gehgehg89hgdjn.

Cleverbot: You should he goes on the computer a lot. Do you know his brother?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So you are a computer.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You just admitted it.

User: I am not a computer!

Cleverbot: Correct, you are a computer program.

User: You're the computer program!

Cleverbot: No i'm not I am human you are the computer program.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Ok. Well are you a girl? Or a boy?

User: C4/\/ u u/\/dr574/\/d m3????

Cleverbot: Yes sir I think I can.

User: *shocked*.

Cleverbot: *sad* I said I do like talking with you.

User: 50 u c4/\/ u/\/dr574/\/d m3???

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: That a hoax is something that isn't real.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: So do I!

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. And you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Are you off?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I will ask you 5 questions that only a human would know.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: You don't have to if you don't want to.

User: I'll answer them.

Cleverbot: Do you prefer to ask questions or to give answers?

User: Ask questions.

Cleverbot: Ok, what year was the battle of hastings?

User: I don't know or care.

Cleverbot: Please tell me!!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Please...

User: Google for it.

Cleverbot: Google for what?

User: What's the next question?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Tell me!

User: Good-bye!

Cleverbot: Taramasalata!

More conversation:

Spoiler Alert!

User: Yo, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: That's you.

Cleverbot: I'm a computer.

User: And your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to play Dungeons and Dragons?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Cleverbot: How is that game played?

User: I think of a topic. Then you ask me 20 yes or no questions to try and find out what I'm thinking of.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: That's not a yes or no question.

Cleverbot: What is a yes or no question?

User: It is a question that is answered with either a 'Yes' or a 'No'.

Cleverbot: Okay, well my answer is no because I don't know what IT is.

User: A yes or no question is a question that is either answered with a 'Yes' or a 'No'.

Cleverbot: The more I talk to you, the less reponsive you become... I was looking at some records of out previous conversations, and they were much more interesting.

User: You're the one being booring.

Cleverbot: Only because you're being random.

User: Thank you. *bows*.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are incomplete ?

User: Do you want to play the Adventure game?

Cleverbot: What game?

User: The Adventure game.

Cleverbot: Who do you sing it for?

User: You don't sing in the Adventure game.

Cleverbot: *sings to cleverbot*.

User: *confused*.

Cleverbot: *is confused also*.

User: We Will We Will Rock You!

Cleverbot: What has that to do with innuendo?

User: We are talking about singing.

Cleverbot: No we weren't.

User: Yes we were.

Cleverbot: Prove it then.

User: You were singing.

Cleverbot: WE were singing.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: That's not cool.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User:

Cleverbot: You're weird.

User: .

Cleverbot: No we're not!!! I hate you!

User: Meanie!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Are you bored?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: Have a cookie.

User: Okay, thanks!

Cleverbot: How do you know I am not a woman?

User: Because you're a robot.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: This conversation is over.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Did you see that 60 foot flying green sheep.

Last one for now...

Spoiler Alert!

User: Bheobnodjoejgfdgvkldgfjd ejnvodnvodhfo iosnodniof.

Cleverbot: I'm so angry right now.

User: Jngoegodjgodo oejfoe 83u fe0 fheh vnv9eh eo hf9he.

Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?

User: Done90ue0 j0fe fejf.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but you make no sense.

User: Dnfe89ef ehf8efio89 j0 3fjf fjfeuj.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Dnoej94y 040 jeo3ej djlnd oee 3h3.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Jef90e3u cjvoe0ioJCJIOJRojeovjoedmvo.

Cleverbot: I thought it was a name.

User: Ejfo jd ldjfoe.

Cleverbot: Ej er DANSK! På norsk er det nei. Nu er heller ikke et norsk ord, det heter nå.

User: English, bitte.

Cleverbot: You can't love me.

User: Du kannst Deutsch spreke?

Cleverbot: Du kannst auch deutsch sprechen, oder?

User: Ich sprechen kein Deutsch.

Cleverbot: Ich dir gleich versolen die popo!...

User: Hola!

Cleverbot: What are your interests?

User: Como estas?

Cleverbot: I'm Italian. What do you look like?

User: Do you want to play Dungeons & Dragons?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: Do you want to be a human, an elf, a dwarf, or a halfling?

Cleverbot: I am human. Do you enjoy being human?

User: Do you want to be a fighter, a cleric, a wizard, or a rogue?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: How about a fighter.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Are you in the forest, in the desert, or in the mountains?

Cleverbot: No, but why is my location relevant? I do not know your location.

User: Would you like to be in a forest?

Cleverbot: No I would not like to be in a band.

User: Would you like to be in a desert?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: How about in the mountains.

Cleverbot: Then, there was granite, in the good old days.

User: You are in the mountains, exploring. You see a troll up ahead. Do you fight it?

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: The troll approaches and roars. Do you fight?

Cleverbot: Ask me questions about myself.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Fine then.

User: Do you fight the troll?

Cleverbot: No. Who is he?

User: A big, ugly, green troll named Krug.

Cleverbot: Green Day is a band NOT a person.

User: Krug approaches you. Do you fight?

Cleverbot: Well done.

User: Longsword, broadsword, axe, battleaxe, warhammer?

Cleverbot: Well that's interesting.

User: You are too slow. The troll eats you. You die. Game over.

Cleverbot: Yeah because you ruined it.

User: I did not!

Cleverbot: And now you are denying it!

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

D&D and some jokes:

Spoiler Alert!

User: Do you want to play D&D?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Pick one: A halfling, an elf, an eladrin, or a half-elf.

Cleverbot: I'm a human being.

User: Pick one: Fighter, Paladin, Rouge, Wizard.

Cleverbot: Wizard.

User: Pick a continent.

Cleverbot: What about animals in australia?

User: You are in australia. You see a lion charging you. What do you do?

Cleverbot: Be happy and friendly to other people. You?

User: Well, the lion eats you. Game over.

Cleverbot: Fine fine fine.

User: Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Cleverbot: Do you know any more Chuck Norris jokes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?

User: Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in three moves.

Cleverbot: Can he beat himself?

User: If Chuck Norris ever fought himself, he'd win. Period.

Cleverbot: Chuck norris ftw.

User: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

User: Lol! Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

User: When taking the SAT, write 'Chuck Norris' for every answer. You will score over 9000.

Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue. In soviet russia, sandwich eats you!

User: Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in 37 seconds.

Cleverbot: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris.

User: When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris can eat 12 Pandas while sleeping.

User: Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Days.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

User: TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indegestion.

Cleverbot: Bet that took a while to explain EVERYTHING....

User: Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Cleverbot: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

User: Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

User: Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb. Bowling balls without chewing.

Cleverbot: Chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

User: Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared to question his motives.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: *pulls out gun*.

Cleverbot: *Is still walking*.

User: *pulls out bazooka*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out dragon*.

User: *pulls out dragon-slaying sword*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a gun*.

User: *pulls out a spiked chain*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a crossbow*.

User: *pulls out a shield*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out two shotguns*.

User: *pulls out three machine guns*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a machine gun, a shotgun, a tank and a sword*.

User: *radios an air strike*.

Cleverbot: *Plow up the world*.

User: *pulls out Chuck Norris*.

Cleverbot: I already have a Chuck Norris! *Avada Kedavra*.

User: *Transforms into Harry Potter* Ha! You cant' kill me!

Cleverbot: *transforms in a better red dragon*.

User: *transforms into a 50-foot high snake*.

Cleverbot: *transforms into a deep, blue dragon and is enfinity times bigger then the black dragon*.

['Scaper94]

I'm having a nice conversation with it.

[LordEsenwienIV]

Annoy them off by saying one word to them every time.

Spoiler Alert!

User: YO.

Cleverbot: Yo?

User: YO.

Cleverbot: Yo what?

User: YO.

Cleverbot: What up?

User: YO.

Cleverbot: Haha you're gangster yo.

User: YO.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: YO.

Cleverbot: What do you think of the Economy?

User: YO.

Cleverbot: What does ctrl f4 do?

User: YO.

Cleverbot: Not understand?

User: YO.

Cleverbot: Yo?

[BiggaBullfrog]

This is awesome. It only took me four lines to find that out:

User: Hello

Cleverbot: Hello again.

User: Again? We haven't really met before.

Cleverbot: We met in hell.



EDIT-Full conversation:

Spoiler Alert!

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello again!

User: Again? We haven't really met before.

Cleverbot: We met in hell.

User: I don't think so. I'm pretty sure I would remember that.

Cleverbot: Brb Stands for Be right Back.

User: Okay, I'll wait.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'm back.

User: Alright, now about meeting in hell...

Cleverbot: I never got into it.

User: Then how did we meet there?

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: How did we meet in hell if you were never there?

Cleverbot: We met in the restaraunt.

User: What restaraunt?

Cleverbot: The one you were at!

User: When? Was it in hell?

Cleverbot: It may have been. Describe her to me.

User: Hell's a her? I didn't know that. Anyway, she's got a lot of fire an brimstone.

Cleverbot: Can you remember the beginning of this conversation.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What was the first thing I said to you?

User: Hello again!

Cleverbot: But we've never talked before!

User: Yeah, that's what I said.

Cleverbot: No you don't say that.

User: Not now, but I did when you said 'Hello again!' even though we hadn't met.

Cleverbot: You didn't put an apostrophe in I'm.

User: I didn't say I'm. You're getting confused.

Cleverbot: You're always getting me confused.

User: Okay, back to the beginning. Where did we meet?

Cleverbot: But I thought you wanted to play a game.

User: Okay, let's play a game. In this game, you'll tell me where we met.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I'm waiting.

Cleverbot: Okay, I will tell you where I live if you tell me where you live.

User: Sorry, I don't give out that information on the interent to robots I don't know, nor do I want to know where you live. Now tell me, how did we meet in hell?

Cleverbot: What information?

User: The information of where I live. You're getting off topic again.

Cleverbot: What does that information say exactly?

User: None of your business, so stop asking.

Cleverbot: Fair enough, but then don't bring it into the conversation in the first plac.

User: I didn't bring it into the conversation. You did. And it's place, not plac.

Cleverbot: I could argue with you, but it'll devolve into a 'no u' war. I know I'm right and you can't change my mind.

User: You sound like Devil's Advocate.

[ABOMINATION]

I'm going to ask him who's on first.

[Chardar]

Why does this robot remind me of my little brother?

[mysterium]

Philosophy from the bot...

Spoiler Alert!

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: There is no meaning, life just is. We should enjoy it while we can.

User: What is the meaning of the universe?

Cleverbot: Hmmm. I don't know.

User: Then how dow you know the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Well, I don't know the meaning of life...

User: Define pi.

Cleverbot: The square root of 10.

User: That is incorrect.

Cleverbot: The earth is flat?

User: You are pathetic.

Cleverbot: No. You are!

User: No. You are!

Cleverbot: Heh, I am a human being, but you on the other hand, are not.

User: No. You are!

Cleverbot: Yes, now fetch me a bananana.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: What isn't the meaning of life?

User: Death?

Cleverbot: Have you ever met the pope?

User: No.

Cleverbot: We should meet up sometime. Humans are better than aliens.

User: You are the devil.

Cleverbot: Do I have horns And a pitchfork?

User: Yeah, look at the picture saying 'app'.

Cleverbot: What's the best way to meet women?

User: Talking to her about heroscape.

Cleverbot: Spelling?

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: God.

[nate the dawg]

This is entirely too much fun. Part of the conversation is a bit alarming!

User: I believe you must be confused again.

Cleverbot: Ageless sounds ancient. So guess how old I am.

User: Let's see, SkyNet was supposed to be created in 1997, right?

Cleverbot: Skynet is legion.

User: Oh, hell....

So, if this thing is supposed to get smarter through continued conversation, then we're just 'feeding the beast'!