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Old December 4th, 2006, 11:10 PM
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Govt Warnings That Should Come Printed on the Master Set
Why should Heroscape be treated any differently from any other addictive and potentially hazardous product?

Here are some warnings that should be printed on the box:

1. Warning: This product may become addictive if used as directed.
2. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to look at every box, bag, and container you see as potential storage.
3. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to experience "lost time" (online, in game stores, playing games).
4. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to become more social and actually have friends. (Hey, this happened to me...)
5. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to take your first real vacation in over 10 years.
6. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to meet one of your future best friends on the WalMart toy aisle.
7. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to begin calling close friends by silly nicknames and not knowing their real names.
8. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to begin wondering where all your money went as you sit in a room surrounded by four walls piled with toys to the ceiling.
9. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to begin mailing all sorts of things to new friends in other states.
10. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to look at everything you see and wonder, "Would that make a good custom figure (or terrain feature)?"

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Old December 4th, 2006, 11:16 PM
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Re: Govt Warnings That Should Come Printed on the Master Set
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Why should Heroscape be treated any differently from any other addictive and potentially hazardous product?

Here are some warnings that should be printed on the box:

1. Warning: This product may become addictive if used as directed.
2. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to look at every box, bag, and container you see as potential storage.
3. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to experience "lost time" (online, in game stores, playing games).
4. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to become more social and actually have friends. (Hey, this happened to me...)
5. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to take your first real vacation in over 10 years.
6. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to meet one of your future best friends on the WalMart toy aisle.
7. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to begin calling close friends by silly nicknames and not knowing their real names.
8. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to begin wondering where all your money went as you sit in a room surrounded by four walls piled with toys to the ceiling.
9. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to begin mailing all sorts of things to new friends in other states.
10. Warning: Use of this product may cause you to look at everything you see and wonder, "Would that make a good custom figure (or terrain feature)?"

Please add your own.
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! Warning
Purchase of this product will cause unnecessary trips to Wal-Mart
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! Warning
Purchase of this product will cause unnecessary trips to Wal-Mart

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