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Old June 16th, 2007, 01:10 PM
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The corny joke thread

Okay, just submit one corny joke that hasn't been used in this thread every time you post.

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Old June 16th, 2007, 02:38 PM
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Ok, heres one:

A guy walks into Burger King and says "Make me a milkshake." Then the employee says "Poof, your a milkshake."
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Old June 16th, 2007, 02:54 PM
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Person 1:Knock, knock

Person 2:Who's there?

1:Boo

2:Boo who?

1:It's ok, there's no need to cry!


That's probably the first joke i ever heard.
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A guy walks into a bar...
...the guy yells "Ouch".
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts to do it.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

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A motorcycle cop sees a blonde in a convertible driving down the freeway.
She's knitting while driving.
With his sirens and light blaring, he tries to get her to stop.
Finally he pulls up alongside her and yells, "PULL OVER!"
The blonde yells back, "NO, IT'S A SCARF!"
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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A tunee fish.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

A: An elephino!

Edit: I remember where I heard this! It was from The Unknown Comic on The Gong Show.
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