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Old September 5th, 2006, 06:20 PM
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funny joke

tell me what ya'll think of this joke:

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.

One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, Out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.

Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery.

He slowed down to investigate.

Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk."

When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard,
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me..."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth.

Let's see if we can see the Lord." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.

The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all.

Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done."

They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the bike


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Old September 5th, 2006, 07:11 PM
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Thats prety funny.

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Old September 5th, 2006, 07:12 PM
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thanx. ^_^

anyone else have good CLEAN jokes?

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Old September 5th, 2006, 07:34 PM
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That was good. It has been so long since I have heard a good 'clean' joke.

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Old September 5th, 2006, 09:17 PM
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So Theats, SBN, and DMX died and went to heaven. At the gate Saint Peter said the only rule in heaven was that they couldn't step on the ducks. They entered heaven only to find ducks everywhere. A few days went by and DMX stepped on a duck. St. Peter came down with one of the ugliest girls in heaven and told DMX that they would be bound together for enternity because he stepped on a duck. A few weeks went by and SBN stepped on a duck. St. Peter came and bound SBN to another extremely ugly girl and said they must be together forever because he stepped on a duck. After a few months of not stepping on ducks St. Peter came down to Theats and bound him to the most beautiful girl imaginable for eternity. Theats didn't question Peter but wondered aloud what he did to deserve this amazing treatment. To this the woman replied "I don't know what the heck you did but I stepped on a duck!"


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Old September 5th, 2006, 09:19 PM
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thanks , wait, uh oooooooooo . (sarcasticaly)Very clever of you.

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Old September 6th, 2006, 12:02 AM
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LOL!!! those are funny

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Old September 6th, 2006, 12:13 AM
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man that was one of the best jokes ive heard in a while

i dont post that much

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Old September 6th, 2006, 12:42 AM
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Old September 6th, 2006, 12:47 AM
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ahahhah we will be waiting

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Old September 6th, 2006, 01:38 AM
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lol!! good one

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Old September 6th, 2006, 07:29 PM
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anyone like Mine?

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