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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
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I saw a sign in town the other day (genuinely) that said that anywhere was walking distance if you had enough time. Whoever wrote that has apperently never heard of oceans. |
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We're supposed to be due for the continents to smash back into each other and form a new super-continent inside 250 million years, right? You just have to have a lot of time. |
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Why do chicken coups always have two doors?
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I smiled.
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~Aldin, sportily He either fears his fate too much or his desserts are small That dares not put it to the touch to gain or lose it all ~James Graham |
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Is that where chickens overthrow the government?
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Three guys are standing around, bragging about their families. The first guy says, "My wife and I have four kids and they're really into sports. If we have one more, then we'll have a basketball team!"
The second guy says, "That's pretty good, but I've got you beat. We have seven kids and my wife is pregnant with twins. We'll have enough kids for a baseball team!" The third guy says, "That's very nice, but I have you both beat." "Oh?" says the first guy. "How many kids do you have?" "None," the third guy says. "Then how do you have us beat," the second guy asks. The third guy answers, "I'm Mormon and I have seventeen wives. One more, and I'll have a golf course!" |
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This is a joke that marine biologists (and possibly brain surgeons) would get.
If fish is good brain food, then seahorse is good memory food. |
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Joke of the Day
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
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Why do blind people hate skydiving?
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What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?
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