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Old July 26th, 2007, 06:58 PM
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A man lies dead in an alley with a gun in one hand and a tape recorder on the floor. A concerned police officer walks over and gets the tape recorder and plays the message. The message says "I'm ending my life because I went bankrupt" followed by a gunshot. The police officer files a homicide report instead of a suicide report.

Why?
Because someone rewound the tape.

~Aldin, who needs to add one of his own
Specifically, the guy who killed the man (the answer is right)

A man rides his car to a hotel. When he goes to the hotel, he is bankrupt. How?
He's playing monopoly and landed on Boardwalk.


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Old July 26th, 2007, 06:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NiteRaider
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Originally Posted by Aldin
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Originally Posted by NiteRaider
Here's one:

A man lies dead in an alley with a gun in one hand and a tape recorder on the floor. A concerned police officer walks over and gets the tape recorder and plays the message. The message says "I'm ending my life because I went bankrupt" followed by a gunshot. The police officer files a homicide report instead of a suicide report.

Why?
Because someone rewound the tape.

~Aldin, who needs to add one of his own
Specifically, the guy who killed the man (the answer is right)

A man rides his car to a hotel. When he goes to the hotel, he is bankrupt. How?
Because Gas freakin' costs too much!

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Old July 26th, 2007, 07:02 PM
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An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is slower will win. The brothers, after wandering aimlessly for days, ask a wise man for advice. After hearing the advice they jump on the camels and race as fast as they can to the city.
What does the wise man say?


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Old July 26th, 2007, 07:03 PM
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To my past riddle

Brickman:
Fireman:
Sargent_Drake , but you have a REALLY good point

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Old July 26th, 2007, 07:05 PM
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To my past riddle

Brickman:
Firemaster:
Sargent_Drake , but you have a REALLY good point

Sarge is Torch...
aboard STARSHIP GAMMA...
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Old July 26th, 2007, 07:06 PM
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Here's another:

An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is slower will win. The brothers, after wandering aimlessly for days, ask a wise man for advice. After hearing the advice they jump on the camels and race as fast as they can to the city.
What does the wise man say?
*chuckle*

Betcha he had 'em trade camels

~Aldin, lost in the desert

He either fears his fate too much
or his desserts are small
That dares not put it to the touch
to gain or lose it all
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Old July 26th, 2007, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Firemaster
Here's another:

An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is slower will win. The brothers, after wandering aimlessly for days, ask a wise man for advice. After hearing the advice they jump on the camels and race as fast as they can to the city.
What does the wise man say?
*chuckle*

Betcha he had 'em trade camels

~Aldin, lost in the desert
Once again, you got it.


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Old July 26th, 2007, 07:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NiteRaider SHOULD HAVE
To my past riddle

Brickman:
Firemaster:
Sargent_Drake , but you have a REALLY good point
Well it proves that you're not the only one with spelling problems here.

Remember kids: SPELING MATERS

How many bricks did it take to make the Great Wall of China?

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Old July 26th, 2007, 07:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NiteRaider
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sargent_Drake_8
Quote:
Originally Posted by NiteRaider SHOULD HAVE
To my past riddle

Brickman:
Firemaster:
Sargent_Drake , but you have a REALLY good point
Well it proves that you're not the only one with spelling problems here.

Remember kids: SPELING MATERS

How many bricks did it take to make the Great Wall of China?
No kidding, considdering we're under spelling alert in the tavern, which I just walked out of.

But its true, I probably shouldnt be correcting others' spelling

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Old July 26th, 2007, 07:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NiteRaider SHOULD HAVE
To my past riddle

Brickman:
Firemaster:
Sargent_Drake , but you have a REALLY good point
Well it proves that you're not the only one with spelling problems here.
How many bricks did it take to make the Great Wall of China?
A lot.

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Old July 26th, 2007, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Sargent_Drake_8
Quote:
Originally Posted by NiteRaider SHOULD HAVE
To my past riddle

Brickman:
Firemaster:
Sargent_Drake , but you have a REALLY good point
Well it proves that you're not the only one with spelling problems here.

Remember kids: SPELING MATERS

How many bricks did it take to make the Great Wall of China?
none

6 x 9 = 42

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Old July 27th, 2007, 01:21 AM
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What row of numbers comes next?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

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