Mad Libs - HeroScape Edition

[The Grim Reaper's Friend]

Greetings, one and all! This is my first venture into this forum, so I hope you all like it.
Now, for those that know what Mad LIbs are, you can skip down to the next paragraph after the next one. For those that don't know, read this:
Mad Libs is a word game. There is a short script which has blanks in it. You do not see the script, but you are told to fill in the blanks going by what they are labeled as. You can be as creative as you want, and the result is usually hilarious. For example, a sentence could be, "'Ah!' I yelled, and ran into the house. I shut the door, but not soon enough: the madman burst through it and fired." Now, if the blanks were as follows: "'____!' I yelled and ran into the ____. I _____ the door, but not soon enough: the _____ burst through it and ______." You would be given that the information that the first blank is an exclamation, the second a noun, and so on. Remember that you are not looking at the script when you fill in the blanks. So, using that info, you fill in the blanks with whatever pops into your head, provided it meets the description of the blank. When you do that, you come up with something like this: "'Incredible!' I yelled and ran into the turkey. I studied the door, but not soon enough: the cockroach burst through it and died." That is how it works.
So, now that you know how the game works, here's how the HeroScape edition works. I'll do a mad lib a week. Starting this week, I'll give you the list of blanks to fill in, and you fill them in, here on the thread. Then, at the end of the week, I'll go through and pick the ones that fit best and give you the mad lib. You can always fill in your own to see how it sounds with just yours. So, without further delay, on with the madness!
Here is your list. I'm not going to give you the title of the script as would usually be the case, because it is from an official source and the title might give it away. Here are your blanks.

noun
verb
adjective
animal
noun
plural noun
sport
verb ending in ‘ing’
noun
verb
noun
verb ending in ‘ing’
adjective
noun
famous person
noun

Good luck!
~TGRF.

[Shockma Ranyk]

wellspring
slash
ridiculous
nagrub
battleaxe
grenades
archery
flying
attacking
road
block
hex
firing
wounded
disengagement attack
Empress Kiova
sword

[The Grim Reaper's Friend]

Aha! I shall plug those in. This has to be good with words like that. Tell me, do you think my description of the rules was clear enough? I thought it sounded kind of complicated Thanks.

Oh, that wounded was great! The rest was pretty hilarious too. Be sure to come by on Saturday to view the script!
~TGRF.

[OEAO]

Charos
scatter
decisive
anubian wolf
Khosumet
deathreavers
rat toss
charging
nipping
Krug
smash
Dund
staring
annoying
Svenmass
Chedwick
Sven

Not sure if those are adjactives. Rat toss, Svenmass, Chedwick, and Sven are from Gamjuven`s Chedwick & Sven comics that are hillarious!

[The Grim Reaper's Friend]

I've read those comics, and they really are quite amusing! I don't remember Svenmass or Rat toss, though. I think you have an extra 'verb ending in 'ing'' in there. Which did you want? 'Charging' or 'nipping'?

[OEAO]

Nipping is fine. Svenmas and the rat toss is in the holiday editions. You really have to read them!

[The Grim Reaper's Friend]

Ah, will do.
Oh, that was my mistake. There is only one verb ending in 'ing' after the sport. Sorry about that.

[Fuzzie Fuzz]

hero
move
ugly
RoboRat
custom
elves
fencing
cow-tipping
brother
fish
shadow
catapulting
squamous
door
Truth
hat

[The Grim Reaper's Friend]

Ah, good to see you here, Fuzzie Fuzz! Tell me, what exactly does squamous mean?

[The Grim Reaper's Friend]

Okay, 'scapers, here is the first of many HeroScape Mad Libs! This one is on Mimring, and is derived form the character bio. Enjoy!

Spoiler Alert!

Who would suspect that a wellspring of his size could move even the most ridiculous of warriors? Yet Mimring is notorious for such attacks. This fire-breathing nagrub can swoop down undetected and, within seconds, incinerate an enemy custom up to eight elves deep. In this war of horrific archery events, Mimring's Fire Line Attack is absolutely the most cow-tipping of all. Mimring is no slack-jawed, mindless minion; he has a keen brother, and can fish with surprising eloquence when it serves him. But these powers are squandered on a hex devoted solely to stalking, burning and staring. In Mimring, there is a wounded lack of morality and disengagement attack. His only allegiance is to Empress Kiova, his only goal to forge an ever-widening swath of Sven.

Well there it is. I will have the next mad lib up soon.
~TGRF.

[Shockma Ranyk]

[flameslayer93]

Hahahahahaha, that's a funny bio TGRF!

+rep failed. Gotta start launching off the rep again!