Fun With Revdyer and Sweetcurse!

[Sweetcurse]

I may have gotten a little grumpier than needed on the WOTC thread. So to make up and avoid spamming over there, here's a fun conversation with Sweetcurse and Revdyer:

Ain’ I Sweet?
Ain’ I Sweet?
…
Sweet-I-Ain’

That Sweet-I-Ain’
That Sweet-I-Ain’
I do not like that Sweet-I-Ain’!

Do you like your minis plain?
I do not like them Sweet-I-Ain’
I do not like my minis plain.

Would you like them without stain?
Would you like them without paint?

I would not like them without stain,
I would not like them without paint.
I do not like my minis plain.
I do not like them Sweet-I-Ain’.

Would you like them at Truth’s house?
Would you paint with Sandra’s mouse?

I do not like them at Truth’s house.
I do not like them with the mouse.
I do not like them without stain.
I do not like them without paint.
I do not like my minis plain
I do not like them Sweet-I-Ain’.

Would you buy them on Feylünd?
Would you play them with ol’ Dünd?

Not on Feylünd.
Not with ol’ Dünd.
Not at Truth’s house.
Nor with Sandra’s mouse.
I would not like them without stain.
I would not like them without paint.
I do not want my minis plain
I do not like them Sweet-I-Ain’.

Would you, could you on Mole Hill?
Buy them! Buy them!
They won’t give you Cyprien’s Chill!

I would not, could not at Mole Hill.
You may like them,
You and Bun-jee.
You may like them with Elstree!

I would not, could not with Elstree.
Not at mole Hill,
Or Bun-jee.
I do not like them at Feylünd.
I do not like them with ol’ Dünd.
I do not like them at Truth’s house.
I do not like them with the mouse.
I do not like them without stain.
I do not like them without paint.
I do not like my minis plain.
I do not like them Sweet-I-Ain’.

A bog! A bog!
A bog! A bog!
Could you, would you,
On Valhalla’s bog?

Not on a bog! Not with Elstree!
Not Mole Hill! Sweet! Let me be!
I would not, could not, on Feylünd
I would not, could not, with ol’ Dünd.
I will not buy them for Truth’s house.
I will not buy them from Sandra’s mouse.
I will not buy them without stain.
I will not buy them without paint.
I do not like my minis plain,
I do not like them Sweet-I-Ain’.

Say!
On planet Marr?
Here, on planet Marr?
Would you, could you, on planet Marr?

I would not, could not,
On planet Marr.

Would you, could you,
with Grunge-bob?

I would not, could not, with Grunge-bob.
Not on Marr. Not on a bog.
Not Mole Hill. Nor Elstree.
I do not like them Sweet, you see.
Not in Truth’s house. Not Feylünd.
Not with Sandra’s mouse. Nor with ol’ Dünd.
I do not like them without stain.
I do not like them without paint!

You do not like
Your minis plain?

I do not
Like them,
Sweet-I-Ain’.

Could you, would you,
With a frenzied viper?

I would not,
Could not,
With a frenzied viper!

Would you, could you,
With a shot from Dan the Sniper?

I could not, would not, with a shot from Dan the Sniper.
I will not, will not, with a frenzied viper.
I will not buy them with Grunge-bob.
I will not buy them at the bog.
Not on planet Marr! Not with Elstree!
Not with Agent Carr! Nor Bun-jee!
I do not like them on Feylünd.
I do not like them with ol’ Dünd.
I will not play them at Truth’s house.
I will not buy them with Sandra’s mouse.
I will not buy them without stain.
I will not buy them without paint!
I do not like my minis plain!
I do not like them
Sweet-I-Ain’.

You do not like them Rev-dy-er.
Paint them! Paint them!
And you may.
Paint them and you may, Rev-dy-er.

Sweet!
If you will let me be,
I will paint them.
You will see.

Say!
I like my minis plain.
I do! I like them, Sweet-I-Ain’!
I would paint them with a frenzied viper.
Or with a shot from Dan the Sniper.
And I will like them in Valhalla’s bog.
And in Marr. And with my friend Grunge-bob.
And with Carr. And beautiful Elstree.
They are so good, so good, with nice Bun-jee.
So I will play them on Feylünd.
And I will paint them with ol’ Dünd.
I will bring them to Truth’s house.
And will paint with Sandra’s mouse!
And I will buy them without paint.
Say! I will buy them only plain!

I do so like my minis plain!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sweet-I-Ain’!

Thank you! Thank you!
Paul-Bar-clay!

[Fuzzie Fuzz]

x About 1000 or so. Now I've got to go actually see what caused this.

[Sweetcurse]

http://heroscapers.com/community/sho...=529809#562275

[Menchy]

A+

[Gomolka]

Wow, this was just too epic! Haha.

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this, and singing along to it at times too.

Whatever you may have done, this makes up for it completely.

[zanter]

(We'll be seeing a lot of that) Simply brilliant!

~Z~

[Revdyer]

This is very funny, Sweetcurse.

[STAROCEAN980]

Awsome.

[1Mmirg]

Well, you have certainly earned a free unpainted unit for your efforts in my opinion...sadly, I don't have any to offer... But, very, very funny--thanks!

[Revdyer]

Originally Posted by 1Mmirg

Well, you have certainly earned a free unpainted unit for your efforts in my opinion...sadly, I don't have any to offer... But, very, very funny--thanks!

I think I'll have to spend some days scrubbing paint off of some figures I've got piled up here from old RotV sets. <grin> (Emphasis on "scrubbing," because if you can say "acetone" then you can say "gloop.")

[ZBeeblebrox]

Originally Posted by Revdyer

I think I'll have to spend some days scrubbing paint off of some figures I've got piled up here from old RotV sets. <grin> (Emphasis on "scrubbing," because if you can say "acetone" then you can say "gloop.")

Maybe they could be soaked in turpentine (if that does not melt the plastic)

[ewabbie]

Was that by Dr. Su-Bak-Na