Things you should not name your pet

[monkeyfish]

Okay just for the sake of it what are some names you should not name your pet. I'll start off for a dog - "where's the squirrel" or for a cat " dog".

[InfinityMax]

How about Steve Martin's name for his dog in The Jerk? That one always cracked me up.

[Grungebob]

I think Yomamma would be a bad name for a dog or a cat...or a fish

Yomamma was sniffing Rovers butt

I'm trying to potty train Yomamma

I found Yomammma belly up this morning and flushed her down the drain.

Yomamma was humping my leg

[Malechi]

Originally Posted by monkeyfish

... or for a cat " dog".

Although not his "real" name, I do indeed call my cat Dog all the time.



There's a joke about a pet's name:

A guy walks into a bar and orders a pitcher of beer. "What kind you want?" the Bartender asks.
"Give me something imported." the man responds. About 5 pitchers later the man staggers out of the bar.
The next day the man returns, sits down and says "I am never drinking that beer again. I blew chunks all night!"
"Well, that's to be expected, you drank 5 pitchers. No wonder you threw up." says the bartender with a laugh.
"No, you don't understand." explains the man "Chunks is my dog!"

[-Zim-]

Fred Fredburger?

[Revdyer]

You should not name any pet after any member of your family. You can name them after politicians, however, unless you are related to them.

[-Zim-]

Originally Posted by Revdyer

You should not name any pet after any member of your family. You can name them after politicians, however, unless you are related to them.

There is no way I would name my dog "Bush"

[Malechi]

Originally Posted by -Zim-

There is no way I would name my dog "Bush"

Of course not, you use that name for a pussycat!

[K/H_Addict]

how about Monkeyfish? Unless it's a monkey or a fish...

[Codeman]

I don't think it was so bad... but I got a lot of negitive feed back a few years ago when I named the three cats that hung aroung our house... Target, Bullseye,& Crosshair

This story does have a happy ending... none of the cats are around here anymore.

[DarkSpade]

Don't name your dog Stay.

"come here, Stay Stay, come here Darn it. Come here, Stay!"

[gibberish_47]

Originally Posted by Codeman

I don't think it was so bad... but I got a lot of negitive feed back a few years ago when I named the three cats that hung aroung our house... Target, Bullseye,& Crosshair

This story does have a happy ending... none of the cats are around here anymore.

I can relate to that. Stray cats don't do so well when they come to my farm.