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Old January 9th, 2008, 09:20 PM
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Just to be on the safe side...

This just in... self proclaimed geniuses and 'people in the know' have confirmed that the sky is indeed falling. Don't let your belongings go unprotected. For a limited time I am offering "Sky is falling" insurance. For just $12.00 a month you can protect up to $100,000 of your assets from the sky falling. Check your current insurance policy, I guarantee that you are not covered under your current plan!!! PM me now and I will send you my paypal address. You can get your coverage in less than 24 hours. Call (or PM) now!

Please inquire about my other insurance plans including but not limited too... Nuclear holocaust insurance, Alien abduction insurance, Alien invasion insurance (discounted with preceding policy), and most importantly, Sun exploding into a Super Nova insurance.

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Old January 9th, 2008, 09:22 PM
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This just in... self proclaimed geniuses and 'people in the know' have confirmed that the sky is indeed falling. Don't let your belongings go unprotected. For a limited time I am offering "Sky is falling" insurance. For just $12.00 a month you can protect up to $100,000 of your assets from the sky falling. Check your current insurance policy, I guarantee that you are not covered under your current plan!!! PM me now and I will send you my paypal address. You can get your coverage in less than 24 hours. Call (or PM) now!

Please inquire about my other insurance plans including but not limited too... Nuclear holocaust insurance, Alien abduction insurance, Alien invasion insurance (discounted with preceding policy), and most importantly, Sun exploding into a Super Nova insurance.
Am I covered in the event of a class 3 zombie outbreak or robot uprising?
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Old January 9th, 2008, 09:24 PM
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Of course, They are separate plans. But for a limited time I can combine those two into the same policy at no additional cost.

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Old January 9th, 2008, 09:25 PM
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I'm definitely interested in The alien abduction insurance.

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Old January 9th, 2008, 09:27 PM
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I'm definitely interested in The alien abduction insurance.

THEY ARE OUT THERE!
AND THEY AREN'T COMING TO EARTH!
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Old January 9th, 2008, 10:02 PM
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I'm definitely interested in The alien abduction insurance.

THEY ARE OUT THERE!
AND THEY AREN'T COMING TO EARTH!
BECAUSE THEY KNOW HOW STUPID WE ARE!

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Old January 9th, 2008, 10:18 PM
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I'm definitely interested in The alien abduction insurance.

THEY ARE OUT THERE!
AND THEY AREN'T COMING TO EARTH!
BECAUSE THEY KNOW HOW STUPID WE ARE!

...why are we yelling?
WHEN DID WE START YELLING...

I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!

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Old January 9th, 2008, 10:33 PM
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Old January 9th, 2008, 10:46 PM
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Do you offer insurance that covers being mauled by a bigfoot?

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Old January 9th, 2008, 10:57 PM
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How about insurance covering shadow people trying to harvest your tonsils? Is there any kind of replacement plan?

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Old January 9th, 2008, 10:58 PM
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Old January 9th, 2008, 11:01 PM
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Can I get Bad Insurance Insurance?

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