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Just to be on the safe side...
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Re: Just to be on the safe side...
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Of course, They are separate plans. But for a limited time I can combine those two into the same policy at no additional cost.
Help me doctor, I think I have hypochondria! As the Chinese zombie said..."Blains!" |
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I'm definitely interested in The alien abduction insurance.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!! |
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Do you offer insurance that covers being mauled by a bigfoot?
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How about insurance covering shadow people trying to harvest your tonsils? Is there any kind of replacement plan?
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Can I get Bad Insurance Insurance?
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