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Re: Hypothetical Battle
Shouldn't this really be Chuck Norris & Mr. T vs. JLA & The Avengers? I mean really, if you going to have an epic battle....
Chuck Norris walks right up to the Hulk, bites his head off, and then begins to swallow the rest of the Hulk whole like a Boa. Mr. T pulls his Mohawk off the top of his head and throws it at Batman, who is in complete awe of Chuck Norris swallowing the Hulk that he forgets to move, effectively breaking his neck. The Wasp attacks CN only to run into a cloud of green gamma gas spued from Chuck's blow hole, killing her instantly. The Flash attacks MR. T with a flurry of punches while doing high speed passes. MR. T accepts all of these blows stoically while removing his gold chains and mumbling the word "Pity" over and over again. With his chains removed, MR. T speeds right by the Flash and incinerates him with the heat from the friction of his camo pants. Iron Man fires a blast at CN only to have it deflected by CN's beard. CN then roundhouse kicks Stark right of of his suit and into the sun. Thor charges forth aiming a mighty blow at Mr. T's head. Mr. T's Mohawk intercepts the blow, shattering the once powerful hammer. Mr. T then "Pities" Thor to death with his backhand. The Green Lantern uses is ring to create a 1000 herd of cattle and stampeds them at CN. Not to be out done, CN stampedes right back and tears the herd limb from limb devouring them like a Texas BBQ. When finished, he brands Green Lantern in the face with his Texas Ranger collectable belt buckel and melts Green Lanterns brain. Capt. America never knew what hit him. The last thing he heard was, "I pity the fool." before his head got caved in by a tire rim off of a red and black van. His shield is now being used as a cover for the spare tire of the same red and black van. CN walked up the the Manhunter and said,"CN does not believe in aliens." and with that, the Manhunter died. MR. T used his gold chains to lasso the Giant and pin him to the ground. He then proceeded to beat him down to size, literally. The Black Widow flew into help, but was met with a 5 gold ring fingered "pity" slap that left her married and pregnant. You know what kills Superman even faster than Kryptonite? Chuck Norris's sweat. Chuck Norris and Mr. T marched off the field victorious. |
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Re: Hypothetical Battle
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You also seem to be making an argument that more popular things are inherently better than less popular things. Since I strongly doubt that is your position, why do sales figures for Marvel and DC necessarily have anything to do with the quality of their respective works? ~Aldin, trying to engage what you're saying but still having a hard time figuring out where you're coming from He either fears his fate too much or his desserts are small That dares not put it to the touch to gain or lose it all ~James Graham |
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http://www.comicbookresources.com/?i...5&page=article The relevant part is Quote:
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Then you have the silly weaknesses for other Uber Heroes, say Manhunter - fire....the guy can go toe to toe with Supes and even a small amount of fire can stop him? Yellow for Green Lanterns ring? As others have stated, Spider-Man's long appeal has to do with how human he is. He isn't bullet proof, he does get hurt, without needing inexplicable weaknesses. He's poor, frustrated and a geek, just like most readers. The X-men each generally have one power, often as much a curse as a blessing. They are hated and are outcasts, yet they still try to help those that would refuse to accept them as equals. Again, it's that whole element of understanding that allows us to relate to them that makes them such consistent sellers. Are they Icons or Archetypes like Supes? No, nor will they ever be. But while not every person knows them as well as Superman, comic book readers prefer them by far. It's what drove many people from DC and to Marvel allowing it to take over DC in sales - Their hero's tended to be more flawed, more human, with problems we all can identify with more often than encountered in DC. That's not to say they cannot be good, they are, Dark Knight Returns shows us that, Kingdom Come shows us that. It just seems to take more work to make them shine and thus, they shine less often. Now through May 28th, the Louisville region is in desperate need of platelets - call the Red Cross if you are interested in donating! |
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Re: Hypothetical Battle
Well I should have clarified - the last three bolds were meant to be taken together - your statement that the reason Marvel sales were stronger is due to the relateable characters. You've done it again here:
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~Aldin, who suspects that different people read the same comics for different reasons He either fears his fate too much or his desserts are small That dares not put it to the touch to gain or lose it all ~James Graham |
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