Just How Awesome is Agent Carr?

[New Guy]

Agent carr can field multiple uniques.
Agent carr has 5 move because the makers of heroscape asked him to take only 1 step a turn.
Agent carr has two attack because he uses no senses when shooting
Agent carr attacked a unit 15 levels higher.... Carr had height advantage.
Agent Carr rolled 5 sheilds on 4 dice, 2 times in a row. Then the match ended.
Agent Carr takes on castles in his sleep.
Thanos was considered overpowered, then they test drafted Agent Carr against him.
Agent carr sued for his charecter being slanderous of his true power. Then they elxplained it was assumed he was sleep walking through the fight.

[Jandarforever]

Hilarious thread! I tried my hand at it, but it's basically a rip off from PK's stuff.
Agent Carr can understand the people from Dell.
When playing Battleship, say "Agent Carr" and you've automatically sunk your opponents ships and won the game.
Grimnak once tried to chomp Agent Carr. The result was a monstrous dental bill because of all the teeth that the dinosaur had to have replaced, from biting down on something ten times harder than diamonds.

[Pumpkin_King]

Originally Posted by Jandarforever

Agent Carr can understand the people from Dell.

This one was great. Made me lawl.

Funny to see a thread I made so long ago still get posts and interest sporadically. It's a little weird, seeing this thread come up on my User CP every once in a while; but refreshing.

[Jandarforever]

Originally Posted by Pumpkin_King

This one was great. Made me lawl.

Funny to see a thread I made so long ago still get posts and interest sporadically. It's a little weird, seeing this thread come up on my User CP every once in a while; but refreshing.

Thanks! Really though, they should teach some of those Dell people in India to speak better English. It's not that weird that people post on this thread. This is one of the lesser visited sections, so a thread could still be getting posts for awhile (wish more people would read the thread I started here though).

[Agent of Vydar]

Agent Carr summoned Agent Skahen, not Vydar.

[ABOMINATION]

Agent Carr can take an ordinary pistol and turn it into a nuclear weapon.

[Jandarforever]

Originally Posted by Agent of Vydar

Agent Carr summoned Agent Skahen, not Vydar.

Yep. Agent Skahen and the Nakita Agents are Carr's only weakness!

[Gold1]

Agent Carr walked into a bar. When he left it collapsed from the lack of awesomeness.

[Vlad the Impaler]

Agent Carr beat the crap out of Chuck Norris!

[DeadEye]

Hulk once said HULK SMASH! when attacking.......and Carr heard wind from halfway round the world.........now Hulk has nightmares and screams CARR SMASH!!!!!!! in his sleep.


Deathwalker 9000 once shot Carr with his Explosion. Carr caught the missile with one tooth and then exhaled and spent the missile speeding back towards the DW9K, and we all know how Deathwalkers roll defense.


Cars were named after Carr but couldn't beat Carr in a race so they dropped an 'r'.


Agent Skahken only uses Cover Fire to distract the enemy so she has more time to gaze dreamily at Carr.


Carr flew through space without a space suit and air and survived to get his visor from the dude from Startrek. (of course Carr just looked at the whole crew and then they all died, then he took his visor)


Jotun tried to throw Carr. Jotun that day learned to fly.


Carr can jump of a 100 hex high ledge, while leaving engagement with 6 knights and land in Lava and walk out alive.

DeadEye

[Hex_Enduction_Hour]

Originally Posted by Guerillinator

Agent Carr owns a set of Weebles which he can make wobble and fall down.

Agent Carr barely graudated first at the sharp shooting academy he attended---of course, it wouldn't have been so close if he hadn't insisted completing the class blindfolded.

Agent Carr eats Solylent Green for breakfast---and he likes it.

Oh my side...
There's so funny stuff in here!

[DeadEye]

If you haven't heard Carr ends the war in Valhalla. He ran through the final battle and Utgar looked at him and had a heart attack. Now peace in Valhalla.


When Shades try to sould devour Carr they realize Carr has no soul, and then get their arses kicked by Carr.


Carr bathes in Nuclear Waste.

DeadEye