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Re: I need Warhammer jokes!
That's when you explain how LOS in Heroscape is different than in Warhammer
"No no no! You can't shoot that figure, his sword is pointing at you! Of course it matters you fool! Can't you see the grey line on my army card?" |
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Hopefully he'll play HS and start converting all his units. |
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Show him how cool the Heroscape Dwarves are, especially with Mok. Then if he is interested, tell him that its too bad that the dwarves have been left out of the latest issue of updated rules and he can't use them in the game anymore!
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In Soviet Russia, Warhammer plays you.
I don't think it's really a joke that will work that well, but I think it kind of captures Warhammer. It's more of a lifestyle from what I gather. You buy, you assemble, you paint, and then maybe your army is still legal enough to play. Follow the adventures of Agent Minivann
http://agentminivann.blogspot.com/ http://opensourcevolleyball.blogspot.com/ |
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In some ways I wonder if it is like poker. Already in for a lot on a hand, so may as well go all in.
Follow the adventures of Agent Minivann
http://agentminivann.blogspot.com/ http://opensourcevolleyball.blogspot.com/ |
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Actually, the last time I played it years ago, they let me use similar Star Wars minis I already owned to represent a then new WH race. I had to buy the book though.
PS: I HATE Games Workshops and all their works! They are The Devil. |
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From my experience just watching a few turns at local tournaments and leagues, those players are much more strict with the game in general than how I play. That said, Warhammer tournaments would be much less fun than a Heroscape tournament. Too difficult and too high of a potential for arguments. |
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Re: I need Warhammer jokes!
Just tell him that Warmachine (Or Warmahordes) is better.
(Even though it is true.) Ask him how he has to transport his figures. When he shows you the 2'x2' box with super padded insulation and bullet resistant reinforcing that Warhammer players tend to spend 100's of dollars on, show him your paper bag. Tell him that your figures are much less fragile and can handle being jostled. When he reveals an order marker and only moves what is on the marker (which is right) look at him, as if to say "That's it?" Pretend that you expected him to move his whole army. Be polite: Don't put politics or religion in your signature! |
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Follow the adventures of Agent Minivann
http://agentminivann.blogspot.com/ http://opensourcevolleyball.blogspot.com/ |
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