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Bill Gates calls Agent Carr for tech support.
Agent Carr can pat his head, rub his belly and kill at the same time. When someone asks, "Who's the man?", say Agent Carr...or else. Agent Carr's week consists of 6 Saturdays and 1 Sunday. Agent Carr doesn't diet, he simply alters his metabolism. Night falls because Agent Carr pushes it. Agent Carr can build a castle with a single sand hex. Anything you can do, Agent Carr can do better. Agent Carr's mother was cremated while giving birth to him. Birds fly south because Agent Carr's winter cabin is up north. He's one bad...shut yo mouth...I'm just talkin bout Agent Carr |
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Gas station attendents never request ID no matter what he purchases
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Agent Carr didn't go to school, he sucked knowlegde from everyone on Earth.
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I don't even know how I stumbled on this thread, but I have to tell you guys ... I'm just innocently reading along, Agent Carr is awesome, he's the coolest ever, gee he sounds a lot like Chuck Norris, yadda yadda yadda, and then I get smacked in the face with this:
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Seriously 'doc, that has got to be the funniest thing I've read on this site, like ever. Mad props. |
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They say practice makes perfect. Agent Carr was already perfect before any practice.
Agent Carr hits the eye of the "bull's eye" when shooting Agent Carr has the power to disengage because if someone tried to do a disengagement strike he would kill them and eat their brains with grape jelly. Agent Carr doesn't have an "Adam's Apple", he has an "Adam's Orange". |
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agent carr doesn't need his gun or sword, he can choke you with his ponytail.
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Grimnak's T-rex tried Chomping Agent Carr once....now it eats everything through a mechanical straw.....
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This is quite possibly the funniest thread on the site, guys. Awesome in every way.
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Agent Carr combs his ponytail with Kee-Mo-Shi.
The world spins only when Agent Carr walks. He finds treadmills a waste of money. |
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Agent Carr once drank an entire bottle of industrial strength bleach. He burped. That's all.
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Agent Carr gave Musashi Miyamoto Lessons....
GENERATION 27: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment |
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The death of one ORC is called a kill. The death of a million ORCS is called an "Agent Carr Kill"
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